Verse 1
Go ahead, tell another lie
Paint your picture, I’ll let it dry
Thought you won when you slammed that door
Funny, I’ve seen this film before
You were betting I’d fall apart
Crying over your cheap excuses
Now you’re calling, acting shocked
Guess bad habits have their uses
Pre-Chorus
I don’t chase, I don’t fight
I sleep just fine at night
Funny how the truth catches up
Without me lifting a finger
Chorus
Karma’s on my payroll
Working overtime
I don’t need revenge
She beats me every time
I clock out, she clocks in
Never misses a shift
You keep digging your own grave
She’s just reading off the list
Oh, I don’t need dirty hands
I don’t need the last word
The universe heard everything
Before anybody else heard
Verse 2
You can blame the stars instead
Blame your luck, blame everyone
But mirrors tell a different story
When the lights come on
Every bridge you burned for fun
Now looks expensive to rebuild
Guess actions have receipts
And somebody kept the bill
Pre-Chorus
I don’t text, I don’t call
Don’t need to watch you fall
Life has funny ways of showing
What goes around comes around
Chorus
Karma’s on my payroll
Working overtime
I don’t need revenge
She beats me every time
I clock out, she clocks in
Never misses a shift
You keep writing your own ending
I’m just watching the plot twist
Bridge
I used to dream about payback
Now I barely think your name
Turns out moving on
Hits harder than playing games
You made your bed
Go decorate it
I’m too busy living life
To help you rearrange it
Final Chorus
Karma’s on my payroll
Employee of the year
Always right on schedule
Always crystal clear
No hard feelings, no revenge
No midnight master plan
Turns out the best comeback
Was becoming who I am
Outro
I don’t sign the cheques…
She works for free.