Cookie Tax

Walking through the kitchen door

Crumbs all over the floor

You left the jar on the shelf

Kept the best ones for yourself

Give me the cookie tax

Pay it up in snacks

I want a little piece

Or there won’t be any peace

Give me the cookie tax

Give me the cookie tax

Chocolate chips and almond bark

Stealing bites in the dark

I see that sugar on your face

Left a trail all round the place

Give me the cookie tax

Pay it up in snacks

I want a little piece

Or there won’t be any peace

Give me the cookie tax

Give me the cookie tax

One for you and two for me

That is how it’s gonna be

Don't you try to hide the bag

Put a nickel in the flag

Give me the cookie tax

Pay it up in snacks

I want a little piece

Or there won’t be any peace

Give me the cookie tax

Give me the cookie tax