Okay
Deep breath
It’s fine link…
Totally fine
…this is not fine
So there’s Zelda
Royal braids
Bossy stare
She saves Hyrule with a plan
I just swing and hope I’m there
She say “Hero”
Like she grading all my scars
Every time she smile at me
My pulse just hard-restarts
Then there’s Mipha
Red scales
Quiet hands
She fix every broken rib
Like she knew it in advance
Made me armor
With my dumb face on the chest
I say “wow… thanks”
She hear “please say yes”
Too many hearts
Not enough containers
Everybody starin’ at this one complainer
I just swing swords
I don’t date-strategize
Why every conversation start with those big bright eyes?
Too many hearts
Not enough containers
I need a guide
Maybe three disclaimers
I save the world
Then I hide in the grass
’Cause every girl in Hyrule ’bout to kick my—
Then there’s Urbosa
Desert queen
Arms of stone
Call me “little knight”
Like she grown
I’m a loan
Lightning crackin’
While she laugh at my blush
I can parry Lynels easy
But that wink? I just crush
Then there’s Paya
Ink on cheeks
Broom in hand
Sweepin’ circles when I’m near
Like it’s part of some plan
She drop apples
I drop every single thought
I’ve fought beasts on mountain cliffs
She smile and I just short-circuit
Too many hearts
Not enough containers
Everybody starin’ at this one complainer
I just swing swords
I don’t date-strategize
Why every conversation start with those big bright eyes?
Too many hearts
Not enough containers
I need a guide
Maybe three disclaimers
I save the world
Then I hide in the grass
’Cause every girl in Hyrule ’bout to kick my—
Impa call me “kid”
But side-eye every crush
Purah lean in way too close
Talkin’ science, I’m like “huh?”
She look young but talk ancient
I notice then avert my eyes
Thought hit once, I cancel it
Like “Link, don’t analyze”
She adjust the slate, sparks fly
Say “hold still,” I’m paralyzed
Even fairies
Laugh when I try to speak
I go “Hyaah!”
They go “aaaah”
I don’t talk for a week
Zelda in the castle
Chartin’ stars
Fixin’ time
I’m out here in a panic
Over everyone in line
I can face a moon that’s falling
Face a beast the size of towns
But ask me “who you like?”
Watch this hero straight-up drown
Too many hearts
Not enough containers
Everybody starin’ at this one complainer
I just swing swords
I don’t date-strategize
Why every conversation start with those big bright eyes?
Too many hearts
Not enough containers
I need a guide
Maybe three disclaimers
I save the world
Then I hide in the grass
’Cause every girl in Hyrule ’bout to kick my—
