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Lyrics
[Intro]
Yeah, it’s your boy Link
Pointy hat problems
We gotta talk about this
Again
[Verse 1]
Wake up in the woods, same green fit, same day
Fairy in my face like, “Bro, you gotta save bae”
Castle in the distance, big bad in the tower
Me? I’m tryna nap, maybe shower, maybe flowers
Every time I blink, she gone, roll credits
Whole kingdom in my DMs like, “Go get it”
Swinging this sword since I was like ten
I just beat one boss, here we go again
[Chorus]
Zelda, I’m off the clock
Princess on cooldown, I’m changing the lock
If you get captured one more time
Imma sit right here, let the credits roll by
Yeah, I’m done, I quit
Saving you’s a full-time gig, I ain’t paid for it
Zelda, that’s it, I’m through
Next game drop? I’m calling in sick on you
[Verse 2]
You leave a whole map, not one text, not one note
I’m out here fighting dragons in a hand-me-down coat
Puzzle after puzzle, pull a lever, push a block
You could at least drop a pin on the map app spot
Every new dungeon, “Hero, you were late!”
Girl, I took three hits, almost met my fate
You waving that magic, I’m chugging weird soup
Maybe if you trained, we’d be tag-team group
[Chorus]
Zelda, I’m off the clock
Princess on cooldown, I’m changing the lock
If you get captured one more time
Imma sit right here, let the credits roll by
Yeah, I’m done, I quit
Saving you’s a full-time gig, I ain’t paid for it
Zelda, that’s it, I’m through
Next game drop? I’m calling in sick on you
[Bridge]
[whispered vocals] New rule
If you see a dark portal, don’t walk in
If some shady wizard starts talkin’, start walkin’
If the sky turns red and the floor starts rockin’
Text me “BRB,” I’ll come, no problem
But if you go quiet, and you vanish again
I’m starting a farm, getting chickens, new friends
Riding my horse in the sunset view
While the bad guy says, “Wait, where’s that dude?”
[Chorus]
Zelda, I’m off the clock
Princess on cooldown, I’m changing the lock
If you get captured one more time
Imma sit right here, let the credits roll by
Yeah, I’m done, I quit
Saving you’s a full-time gig, I ain’t paid for it
Zelda, that’s it, I’m through
Next game drop? I’m calling in sick on you
Details
GeneratedDec 28, 2025
Duration2:10
LanguageEnglish
Style
rap, Bouncy pop-rap beat with playful synth plucks, crisp drums, and bright bass. Male vocals with a jokey, conversational delivery; melodic hooks in the chorus with stacked gang vocals on key punchlines. Occasional 8-bit-style ear candy and record-stop effects to sell the comedy. Energy ramps from chill complaint in the verse to shout-along hook, then a mini-bridge breakdown before the final chorus., pop
Credits
Prompt byMinouri
ModelAria v5
Prompt
A not serious rap song about Link getting pissed that Zelda keeps being captured. He talks about saying screw it and let her stay gone. Lighthearted, Pop
