[Intro]
Alright
Fire lit
Apron crooked
Let’s see what happens
[Verse 1]
Pan on the fire, got the timing right
Salted steak sizzle, smell hittin’ nice
Flip it once, yeah, that’s chef behavior
Cut with the grain, Hyrule full of flavor
Spicy fruit tossed with a little meat
Warm in the chest, got my boots feelin’ heat
Stamina up, heart feel brave
Eat two bites like “yeah… I’m saved”
[Chorus]
Cooking buffs and bad decisions
I don’t read, I just listen
If it smells good, I’m committed
Roll the dice in the kitchen
Cooking buffs and bad decisions
Some turn gold, some suspicious
If it heals me, I’m forgiven
If it don’t… mind your business
[Verse 2]
Sugar cane, wheat, crack the eggs
Cake come out soft, no regrets
I hold it up like “look at this”
Five-star meal, I deserve this
Fish on ice, line just snapped
Still dripping water on the prep
I’m talkin’ loud, look away one sec
Hand go wild, didn’t check the rest
[Chorus]
Cooking buffs and bad decisions
I don’t read, I just listen
If it smells good, I’m committed
Roll the dice in the kitchen
Cooking buffs and bad decisions
Some turn gold, some suspicious
If it heals me, I’m forgiven
If it don’t… mind your business
[Verse 3]
Rice and fish in the pot real quick
Smell like trouble, not gourmet shit
Heat too high, pan start load
Hold up— nah, that’s a toad
Bubble jump, vision dry
Why this soup got a Keese eye?
Fire loud, pride too wide
I eat one bite like “cool… I die”
[Bridge]
They call it dubious
I call it experimental
[Verse 4]
Eat one bite, vision tilt
Room feel soft, time feel built
Heart went up, then sideways too
I don’t know what this stew gon’ do
Still alive, lesson learned
Maybe not — I’ll try again
Fire crackle, same old grin
Next recipe, who knows when
[Final Chorus]
Cooking buffs and bad decisions
Every meal a new condition
If it works, I call it skill
If it don’t, it’s tradition
Cooking buffs and bad decisions
Full hearts, low inhibition
If the pot start talkin’ back
I just eat it, no revision
