[Intro – 2 bars, spoken playful]
(Spoken)
Yeah… move out the way…
It’s Christmas.
[Verse 1 – rap flow]
I’m Santa every year.
Scooters and bikes,
teddies and dolls,
socks and shoes—
I get them all.
Red ribbon bows,
wrapping paper torn.
Can’t find the tape—
I guess Christmas is gone.
[Chorus – melodic rap]
Best time of year—
Christmas shopping.
Everybody better stay clear.
I’m grabbing the totes,
the trees,
the chocolate and cheese,
the advent calendar—
that one’s for me.
[Verse 2 – rap flow]
Hats and scarves,
new wallet for the men.
Gotta grab that new perfume—
the one that just came in.
[Bridge – soft sing-rap]
Wake up,
Christmas morning—
everybody cheers.
So glad Santa
was able to make it
this year.
[Final Chorus – full melodic-rap]
Best time of year—
Christmas shopping.
Everybody better stay clear.
I’m grabbing the totes,
the trees,
the chocolate and cheese,
the advent calendar—
that one’s for me.
[Outro – spoken]
(Whisper)
Guess Santa pulled it off again…
’cause Santa’s always me.