CHRISTMAS KIDNAP

[Bright bells + punchy pop drums.

Cheeky, confident energy.]

Hop in.

You say no.

But baby, it’s Christmas—

I’m not letting you go.

There’s lights all around the trees,

see that holiday glee.

Let me show you

around the town—

don’t it feel good to be

held hostage by me?

Kidnapped for Christmas,

handcuffed with cheer.

Don’t worry, babe—

you know Santa’s near.

You be my elf,

and I’ll be your deer.

Come on now, baby,

let’s spread holiday cheer.

You look upset—

here, take a drink.

I’ll give you my cocoa

for your eggnog treat.

Watch your step,

the ice can slip.

I’ll hold your hands

in warm mittens.

There’s lights all around the trees,

see that holiday glee.

Let me show you

around the town—

don’t it feel good to be

held hostage by me?

Kidnapped for Christmas,

handcuffed with cheer.

Don’t worry, babe—

you know Santa’s near.

You be my elf,

and I’ll be your deer.

Come on now, baby,

let’s spread holiday cheer.

Look in my eyes—

don’t this feel right?

Let me hold you

to keep you warm tonight.

Kidnapped for Christmas,

handcuffed with cheer.

Don’t worry, babe—

you know Santa’s near.

You be my elf,

and I’ll be your deer.

Come on now, baby,

let’s spread holiday cheer.

All night long,

you’re stuck right here—

kidnapped for Christmas

with holiday cheer.