Tech King

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Tech Is Wow (Parody of Play It Loud)

(Verse 1)

I got my gadgets, got my gear,

Chargers, cables everywhere!

Flipping switches, pressing keys,

This old iPhone’s such a breeze!

(Pre-Chorus)

I boot it up, and man, it’s rad,

First-gen SE? I’m so glad!

Vintage tech, it’s got the style,

Hold that home button for a while!

(Chorus)

Tech is wow! It’s so cool!

From the classics to the new!

Rockin’ screens, LEDs,

Retro vibes and memories!

(Verse 2)

HomePods blastin’, iPods, too,

Spin that click wheel—ooh, so smooth!

Floppy disks and CD stacks,

Can’t believe we used those Macs!

(Pre-Chorus)

Plug it in, don’t let it die,

Charge it up and let it fly!

No updates? That’s just fine,

iOS 10 still works divine!

(Chorus)

Tech is wow! It’s so cool!

From the classics to the new!

Rockin’ screens, LEDs,

Retro vibes and memories!

(Bridge)

Take me back to old-school days,

CRT screens, pixel plays!

Game Boys, Zunes, and keyboards click,

Man, this stuff just does the trick!

(Final Chorus)

Tech is wow! Love it all!

Big or tiny, short or tall!

Press that button, hear the beep,

These old gadgets never sleep!

(Outro - spoken)

“Man, nothing beats an iPhone with a headphone