[Intro]
Boots on the floor
Trucks in the back
I brought the beat
You brought the snack
Lean in close
Don’t you pout
Got one thing
I gotta air out
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I’d fart in your mouth (yeah)
Country boy proud and I said that out loud
I’d fart in your mouth (skrrt)
You leaned in close, now you tastin’ my cloud
I’d fart in your mouth (pbbbt!)
That’s what you get tryin’ kiss in the crowd
I’d fart in your mouth
I’d fart in your—[fart SFX]—mouth
[Verse 1]
Two-step shuffle in the neon barn
You said “kiss me,” I said “bless your heart”
Xylophone plinkin’ like a baby toy
But my gut sound grown like a diesel boy
You dipped me low, I ate that chili
Shoulda been cute but it got real silly
You closed your eyes
I turned around
Gave you that premium surround sound [fart SFX]
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[Verse 2]
Sunday dinner at your mama’s place
You fed me beans with a smile on your face
Cornbread crumbs on this flannel shirt
Stomach doin’ donuts, grindin’ in the dirt
You said “be polite,” I said “I’ll try”
Then the pressure hit, felt tears in my eyes
Leanin’ for grace
At the table, then POW
Turned that prayer circle to a bass drop now [fart SFX] (oh Lord)
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[Bridge]
Hands up high
If your tummy talk rude
If your backdoor band
Like to drop that groove
You say “romance”
I say “hold my beer”
Come a little closer
Let me whisper in your ear… [whispered vocals]
I’d fart in your mouth
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