Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] SLS stack risin’ hard at Kennedy tonight Four boosters blastin’, makin’ pads scream with delight Orion capsule shakin’, crew strapped in real tight I’m sittin’ commander’s seat with a hydrogen-fueled spike RS-25s roar, we’re burnin’ tons in a flash Zero-G dreams poundin’ while the whole world watches our ass T-minus zero, gone – thrust-to-weight got me high Launch masturbation, baby, touchin’ orbital sky [Hook] Artemis II, rocket in my pocket, slingshot to the Moon Four horny astronauts foggin’ windows, singin’ “[BLEEP] yeah, we’re leavin’ soon!” Trans-lunar injection, feel that burn so deep Dockin’ with the module while the Earth spins in heat Artemis II – comin’ in hot, re-entry gonna get wet Jesus made the stars, tonight we’re **[BLEEP]**in’ silhouettes! [Verse 2] Coastin’ low Earth orbit, barrel rolls for fun Sweat and rocket fuel, everybody gettin’ some ICPS lights up, past Van Allen we thrust Slingin’ round the Moon like a cosmic glory hole bust Perilune pass close, regolith on my tongue Figure-eights in space, call it cosmic 69 fun Positive vibes only, no evil in the void Jesus walked on water, we’re poundin’ lunar joy [Bridge] Comin’ home now, Earth lookin’ big and fine Heat shield glowin’ orange, balls bouncin’ every line Parachutes pop, splashdown in Pacific blue Still ridin’ that mission high, me and you [Final Hook] Artemis II, did the whole trip heterosexual tight Stack to splash, kept it dirty, kept it right Rocket in my pocket, Jesus in my heart, Moon dust on my thighs Best [BLEEP]in’ ride in history – now pass the beer, guys! YEAHHHH! Artemis II – space-[BLEEP] style! Jesus is laughin’, we’re smilin’ all the while!
Tags
80's male spandex hairband vocals, shredding guitar solos that melt faces, 80's rock with dubstep traces mixed to guitar
Duration
2:47
Instrumental
No
Created
4/10/2026