[Verse 1]
SLS stack risin’ hard at Kennedy tonight
Four boosters blastin’, makin’ pads scream with delight
Orion capsule shakin’, crew strapped in real tight
I’m sittin’ commander’s seat with a hydrogen-fueled spike
RS-25s roar, we’re burnin’ tons in a flash
Zero-G dreams poundin’ while the whole world watches our ass
T-minus zero, gone – thrust-to-weight got me high
Launch masturbation, baby, touchin’ orbital sky
[Hook]
Artemis II, rocket in my pocket, slingshot to the Moon
Four horny astronauts foggin’ windows, singin’ “[BLEEP] yeah, we’re leavin’ soon!”
Trans-lunar injection, feel that burn so deep
Dockin’ with the module while the Earth spins in heat
Artemis II – comin’ in hot, re-entry gonna get wet
Jesus made the stars, tonight we’re **[BLEEP]**in’ silhouettes!
[Verse 2]
Coastin’ low Earth orbit, barrel rolls for fun
Sweat and rocket fuel, everybody gettin’ some
ICPS lights up, past Van Allen we thrust
Slingin’ round the Moon like a cosmic glory hole bust
Perilune pass close, regolith on my tongue
Figure-eights in space, call it cosmic 69 fun
Positive vibes only, no evil in the void
Jesus walked on water, we’re poundin’ lunar joy
[Bridge]
Comin’ home now, Earth lookin’ big and fine
Heat shield glowin’ orange, balls bouncin’ every line
Parachutes pop, splashdown in Pacific blue
Still ridin’ that mission high, me and you
[Final Hook]
Artemis II, did the whole trip heterosexual tight
Stack to splash, kept it dirty, kept it right
Rocket in my pocket, Jesus in my heart, Moon dust on my thighs
Best [BLEEP]in’ ride in history – now pass the beer, guys!
YEAHHHH! Artemis II – space-[BLEEP] style!
Jesus is laughin’, we’re smilin’ all the while!
LegionX
