I put on my Christmas sweater
Because today is snowy weather
Pull out my phone
And I'm feeling kinky
Lift up my shirt and showed my winky
Merry Christmas I proceed to say
Doing it with men doesn't mean I'm gay
I just want to make some money but each men I do doesn't make them my honey
Sitting in my car
Playing with my willy
About release the load
Faces I make are silly
Proceed to say "I'm about to come"
Stroking it becoming brain dumb
Beating it and stroking
Because sitting in my car and my chicken I'm choking
I'll cut your hair and make it look nice
With my meat sitting in your arm and it's cold like ice
With no clothes on
Just black gloves
So it doesn't make me gay
Because I'm cutting everyone's hair everyday
Pull out my phone and proceed to say
Yo yo yo it's hump day
Show me your meat it doesn't make me gay
I just wanna make friends to beat it with me
So come on and show me your pp