[Intro – spoken, half-drunk, whiskey breath]
Yo, what the fuck happened, fellas? The Divas used to be pure fire — tits bouncin’, asses shakin’, ready to party with the boys. Now the lesbians have completely ruined the roster… but goddamn if that sweaty championship stink still gets me rock hard!
[Verse 1]
They just finished a steel cage war, sweat drippin’ off those killer bodies
Thunder thighs clampin’ down, grindin’ under the lights
Athletic queens soaked, gear ridin’ way up high
That post-match funk hittin’ harder than any finisher, no lie
[Pre-Chorus]
No clean-shaven Barbie bullshit, no perfume cover-up game
The saltier the better, that raw Diva heat sets my soul aflame
They turned the whole division into a cock-hatin’ grind
Still beggin’ for a face full of that ring-rat kind
[Chorus]
Bye Felicia! Bye Felicia!
Lesbians ruined the WWE Divas, now it’s all stanky coochie!
Bye Felicia! Bye Felicia!
Gimme that sweaty, post-match, cock-crushin’ Diva koochie!
[Verse 2]
They bump and scissor through every nasty spot
Come out reekin’ like they own the whole damn lot
Powerhouses and high-flyers throwin’ all that weight
Every dominant Diva drippin’ with that glorious funky state
[Bridge – half-time, sleazy talk-box]
Now the whole division smells like soap was never invented
Lesbians took over and left us all discontented
Those ripped, wrecked, ring-worn flames own the game
Make my balls ache for that glorious ruined fame…
[Guitar solo – whammy bar chaos, pure filth]
[Final Chorus – gang vocals]
Bye Felicia! Bye Felicia!
Lesbians ruined the Divas, now it’s all stanky coochie!
Bye Felicia! Bye Felicia!
I live for that sweaty, post-match wrestler koochie!
[Outro – spoken, laughing]
Yeah… if your girl comes home reekin’ like she just won Hell in a Cell…douse her in Lume deodorant and, beat that Diva bean until the meat curtains drop the sauce!
Steel Panther approves this message.
Party on, you stink-chasin’, power-slammin’ legends.
LegionX
