[Verse]
Oh
That prince in the tower
So dashing
So tall
With a jawline so sharp
It could slice through a wall
He rides a white stallion
His cape flowing free
But honey
I know where he’d rather be
[Prechorus]
Not with the damsels
Not with the queens
He's checking the knights in those skinny jeans
[Chorus]
That boy is a bardot
Strumming his tune
Singing to the stars under the moon
He’s got a glass slipper
But it's size ten
That boy is a bardot
And he's looking for men
[Verse 2]
The ballroom’s alive with the swirl of the dance
But his eyes aren't on her
They're on Sir Lance
He bows to the princess
But winks at the page
His storybook heart is out of its cage
[Prechorus]
He’s got the charm
He’s got the grace
But darling
He’s chasing a stubbled face
[Chorus]
That boy is a bardot
Spinning a tale
Hunting for love in chainmail
He’s got a tiara
But it's just pretend
That boy is a bardot
And he's kissing his friend