(Verse 1)
Oh, there’s a goose who lives in a tree,
Plays the kazoo while sipping on tea.
Feathers of gold and a hat made of cheese,
He’s the king of the wind and the lord of the bees.
(Pre-Chorus)
Flapping his wings, he turns the tide,
A carrot in his pocket and a snail for a ride.
The moon starts laughing, the stars start to weep,
When the magical goose flies over your sheep.
(Chorus)
Oh, honk honk, he’s a magical goose,
Riding a tractor made of juice!
Quack quack, but don’t be confused,
This goose does things that no goose should do!
(Verse 2)
He juggles potatoes, he knits with spaghetti,
He taught a small horse to drive a machete.
With a wink of his eye, he turns rivers to jam,
And teaches old turtles to breakdance and slam.
(Pre-Chorus)
Time melts away when he’s on the scene,
He makes popcorn grow on a trampoline.
The clouds start singing, the grass plays the drums,
When the magical goose tap dances with plums.
(Chorus)
Oh, honk honk, he’s a magical goose,
Riding a unicycle made of mousse!
Quack quack, don’t look for the truth,
This goose breaks the laws of both science and you!
(Bridge)
He once joined a band with a penguin named Bob,
Played the accordion at a hedgehog’s job.
At night he tells stories to cats on the moon,
About how he made friends with a flying baboon.
(Verse)
He stole a top hat from a very mad duck,
And traded it later for a monster truck.
He sings karaoke with porcupine knights,
And does yoga with lobsters on Thursday nights.
(Outro)
So honk to the east and quack to the west,
The magical goose is the very best.
No one understands him, and that’s okay,
He’s the goose of nonsense, and he’s here to stay!
(HONK HONK!)
Drnick55
