Diarrhea diarrhea

When you're sliding into first

And your pants begin to burst

That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into two

And your pants are filled with goo

That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into third

And you feel a greasy turd

That's diarrhea, diarrhea

When you're sliding into home

And your pants are filled with foam

That's diarrhea, diarrhea

You're getting in a state

cos' you've left it very late

diarrhea diarrhea

It comes out of your bum

like a bullet from a gun

diarrhea diarrhea

runs down your leg

like a scrambled egg

diarrhea diarrhea

It's not very funny

but it's very hot and runny

diarrhea diarrhea

When you climbing up a ladder

and you hear something splatter

diarrhea!! diarrhea!!

When youre sitting down in class

and the teacher passes gas

diarrhea

diarrhea

when your running from the police

and you feel that anal grease

diarrhea

diarrhea

when your sitting in your chevy

and your pants feel heavy

Diarrhea

diarrhea

When your sitting on the commode

and your butt starts to explode

diarrhea!! diarrhea!!

When you wake up early in the mournin'

Your spinchter starts explodin'

That's diarrhea! diarrhea!

if you're sitting in the pool

and you feel something cool

diarrhea diarrhea

when your crap starts to turn red

and you wish that you were dead

diarrhea diarrhea

When your exploding into the bowl

and there's nothing left on the roll

oh shit..

diarrhea!

diarrhea!

When you're runnin' down the hall,

and you feel something fall,

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you eat your favorite dish,

and you feel something squish.

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

Just when you turn the page,

your bowels start to rage,

Diarrhea, diarrhea.

When you jump and do a flip,

but you feel something drip.

Diarrhea, diarrhea.