When you're sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into two
And your pants are filled with goo
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into third
And you feel a greasy turd
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're sliding into home
And your pants are filled with foam
That's diarrhea, diarrhea
You're getting in a state
cos' you've left it very late
diarrhea diarrhea
It comes out of your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhea diarrhea
runs down your leg
like a scrambled egg
diarrhea diarrhea
It's not very funny
but it's very hot and runny
diarrhea diarrhea
When you climbing up a ladder
and you hear something splatter
diarrhea!! diarrhea!!
When youre sitting down in class
and the teacher passes gas
diarrhea
diarrhea
when your running from the police
and you feel that anal grease
diarrhea
diarrhea
when your sitting in your chevy
and your pants feel heavy
Diarrhea
diarrhea
When your sitting on the commode
and your butt starts to explode
diarrhea!! diarrhea!!
When you wake up early in the mournin'
Your spinchter starts explodin'
That's diarrhea! diarrhea!
if you're sitting in the pool
and you feel something cool
diarrhea diarrhea
when your crap starts to turn red
and you wish that you were dead
diarrhea diarrhea
When your exploding into the bowl
and there's nothing left on the roll
oh shit..
diarrhea!
diarrhea!
When you're runnin' down the hall,
and you feel something fall,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you eat your favorite dish,
and you feel something squish.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
Just when you turn the page,
your bowels start to rage,
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you jump and do a flip,
but you feel something drip.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
