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[Intro]
I trusted one small warning
A harmless little breeze
Then every muscle sounded
An emergency decree
[Verse 1]
I was standing by the doorway
Trying to play it cool
A tiny thunder from below
That broke the golden rule
I squeezed my eyes shut tightly
I felt the whole world tilt
Now every step is negotiation
With a body built to quit
[Pre-Chorus]
No sudden moves
No laughing now
Keep both feet planted
And don't ask how
[Chorus]
I thought it was a fart
But I almost shit my pants
Now I'm clenching both my cheeks
In a desperate marching dance
Bathroom, take me home
Before this nightmare starts
I made one bad assumption
And now I'm racing with my heart
[Verse 2]
The hallway keeps expanding
The porcelain calls my name
My knees are doing tremolos
My dignity's in flames
A neighbor holds the doorway
I say, "Please let me through"
They think I'm fighting demons
I'm fighting something worse to do
[Pre-Chorus]
No sudden moves
No foolish pride
The final boss is waiting
On the other side
[Chorus]
I thought it was a fart
But I almost shit my pants
Now I'm clenching both my cheeks
In a desperate marching dance
Bathroom, take me home
Before this nightmare starts
I made one bad assumption
And now I'm racing with my heart
[Breakdown]
CLENCH
STEP
CLENCH
STEP
Do not trust the pressure
Do not tempt the threat
CLENCH
STEP
CLENCH
STEP
I am not defeated yet
[Bridge]
Cold sweat on my forehead
Keys shaking in my hand
One turn around the corner
One door, one final stand
I see the seat of mercy
I hear the sacred fan
I swear I'll never gamble
With a mystery puff again
[Final Chorus]
I thought it was a fart
But I almost shit my pants
Now I'm clenching both my cheeks
In a desperate marching dance
Bathroom, take me home
You are my promised land
I made one bad assumption
But I barely made it, man
[Outro]
The danger has departed
The porcelain understands
I lived to tell the story
With clean-ish underwear
Details
GeneratedSep 17, 2026
Duration3:33
LanguageEnglish
Style
comedic modern metal, downtuned palm-muted guitar riffs, rapid double-kick drums, tight stop-start breakdowns, dramatic half-time chorus, gritty male scream vocals with occasional shouted gang responses, punchy aggressive mix, sudden tempo drops for comic tension, polished but raw live energy
Credits
Prompt byVoyagerSoft961
ModelAria v6
Prompt
Holding in what I thought was a fart but I almost shit my pants, now I’m clinching my cheeks to the bathroom, metal
