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Lyrics
[Intro]
Oi!
Pack the esky!
Raise it up!
[Verse 1]
Thongs on the footpath
Prawns on the tray
Uncle’s on the mic
He won’t get out the way
Nan’s got a fairy bread crown
Kids run mad through the yard
Someone’s lost the footy
In the sausage sizzle cart
[Pre-Chorus]
Hold my hat
Hold my drink
One more speech
Before we blink
Count us in
Three, two, one
Everybody
Go dumb
[Chorus]
Shoey toast!
Shoey toast!
Tip it back
And shout it most
Shoey toast!
Shoey toast!
Aussie chaos
Take the coast
(Oi! Oi! Oi!)
(Oi! Oi! Oi!)
[Verse 2]
Mates in a circle
Singing too loud
Spilt beer blessings
In the whole damn crowd
Auntie’s laugh cuts through
Like a busted fan
Santa’s in boardies
With a stubby in his hand
[Pre-Chorus]
Hold my hat
Hold my drink
One more speech
Before we blink
Count us in
Three, two, one
Everybody
Go dumb
[Chorus]
Shoey toast!
Shoey toast!
Tip it back
And shout it most
Shoey toast!
Shoey toast!
Aussie chaos
Take the coast
(Oi! Oi! Oi!)
(Oi! Oi! Oi!)
[Bridge]
Didgeridoo drop
Shake the ground
Cousin’s dancing
Facedown, proud
Merry mayhem
What a scene
Pass the esky
Pass the queen
[Final Chorus]
Shoey toast!
Shoey toast!
Tip it back
And shout it most
Shoey toast!
Shoey toast!
Aussie chaos
Take the coast
(Oi! Oi! Oi!)
(Oi! Oi! Oi!)
[Outro]
One for the road
Then three more
Shoey toast
At the door
Style
rave-punk with frantic 175 bpm half-time blastschunky palm-muted guitars over four-on-the-floor kicksand a didgeridoo drop that slams into the chorus. verse runs tight and bratty; pre-chorus strips to clapsbassand shouted count-ins; chorus explodes with gang vocalsshoey toast chantsand yelped ad-libs. brightchaoticsweaty mix with raw crowd energy.comedypunkdidgeridoo
Prompt
Aussie Festive Chaos (Comedy Rave-Punk) Best performed with a didgeridoo drop and a shoey toast
Credits
Prompt by
MrsSonicSrooms
MrsSonicSroomsGeneratedJun 24, 2026
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