[Intro]
Butter on the griddle, make room, make way
Miss Waffle’s in the kitchen, she’s here to slay
[Verse 1]
Diamond-grid dress and a syrup crown
When I flip that lid, better kneel down
Berry-red lips, got a hot-plate stare
I run this breakfast like a millionaire
You came for a bite, now you’re stuck in my spell
One little drizzle and you’re feeling unwell
Sweet little menace with a boss-lady laugh
I bring the heat, then I cut you in half
[Pre-Chorus]
Don’t call me breakfast, call me queen
Best golden trouble you’ve ever seen
Fork in your hand, eyes on me
Say “yes, ma’am” on count of three
[Chorus]
Kinky Miss Waffle, flip me if you dare
I’m a hot little boss with a syrupy glare
Kinky Miss Waffle, bring your appetite
I’ll keep you begging for another bite
Stack me up, baby, don’t be shy
Drip that honey while I watch you try
Kinky Miss Waffle, rule the plate tonight
Sweet domination in the kitchen light
[Rap]
Uh, check the griddle, check the throne
I got a butter badge and a microphone
Crisp on the edges, soft in the core
You thought you were in charge? Not anymore
Maple on my fingers, berries in a line
I say when it’s ready, I decide the time
No crumbs on my counter, no games in my zone
You can have one bite when I tell you so
Flip-flip, click-clack, hear that sizzle snap
Put your little napkin in your lap, clap-clap
I’m the main course, darling, read the sign
Miss Waffle runs the breakfast line
[Pre-Chorus]
Don’t call me breakfast, call me queen
Best golden trouble you’ve ever seen
Fork in your hand, eyes on me
Say “yes, ma’am” on count of three
[Chorus]
Kinky Miss Waffle, flip me if you dare
I’m a hot little boss with a syrupy glare
Kinky Miss Waffle, bring your appetite
I’ll keep you begging for another bite
Stack me up, baby, don’t be shy
Drip that honey while I watch you try
Kinky Miss Waffle, rule the plate tonight
Sweet domination in the kitchen light
[Bridge]
Hands off the butter till I give the sign
Stand by the toaster, stay in your line
I’m sweet, I’m fierce, I’m perfectly round
When I hit the table, everybody bow down
[Final Chorus]
Kinky Miss Waffle, flip me if you dare
I’m a hot little boss with a syrupy glare
Kinky Miss Waffle, bring your appetite
I’ll keep you begging for another bite
Stack me up, baby, don’t be shy
Drip that honey while I watch you try
Kinky Miss Waffle, crown me for the night
Sweet domination, breakfast delight
[Outro]
Yes, ma’am, one more stack
Miss Waffle’s got your back
No syrup? That’s a crime
Bow to breakfast, right on time