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[Intro]
One bad night, one bathroom floor
A story nobody can ignore
[Verse 1]
I saw my ex in a drunken squat
Fighting gravity with everything they got
The porcelain throne became a crime scene
And the whole room turned violently obscene
[Pre-Chorus]
I tried to breathe, I tried to flee
But fate had other plans for me
[Chorus]
You pissed the bed, then you pissed on me
A royal wreck in a bathroom comedy
I’m roaring loud while the ceiling shakes
Childish chaos and terrible mistakes
You pissed the bed, now the legend’s alive
Somehow we both barely survived
[Verse 2]
Your eyes were glass, your balance gone
You swore the night was going strong
A crooked grin, a battle stance
Then gravity demanded one last dance
[Breakdown]
DRUNK SQUAT
BAD IDEA
FLOOD WARNING
GET OUT OF HERE
[Chorus]
You pissed the bed, then you pissed on me
A royal wreck in a bathroom comedy
I’m roaring loud while the ceiling shakes
Childish chaos and terrible mistakes
You pissed the bed, now the legend’s alive
Somehow we both barely survived
[Bridge]
No moral carved into the wall
No wisdom waiting after all
Just one soaked night we can’t erase
And your ridiculous battle face
[Final Chorus]
You pissed the bed, then you pissed on me
The strangest end to a failed sobriety
I’m roaring loud till my throat gives way
Still telling this story every day
You pissed the bed, now the legend’s alive
Somehow we both barely survived
[Outro]
Flush the past
Lock the door
Never squat like that anymore
Details
GeneratedSep 12, 2026
Duration3:11
LanguageEnglish
Style
chaotic modern metal, downtuned guitars, crushing palm-muted riffs, sudden stop-start breakdowns, double-kick drums, abrasive screamed verses, gang-shouted chorus, darkly comic energy, tight punchy production, brief dissonant guitar squeals, mosh-ready arrangement
Credits
Prompt by
Ms_Direction81
Ms_Direction81ModelAria v6
Prompt
I saw a My ex pisses the bed doing a Drunk Squat. It made me Roaring laugh. It was so Childishly that I Got pissed on. My favorite genre of music is Metal.
