Intro*
"MY THERAPIST SAID STOP... BUT I CAN'T! THIS IS... OBSESSED!"
*Verse 1*
YOU SENT "OK" AND I READ IT LIKE IT'S THE BIBLE!
I ZOOM YOUR SELFIE TILL I SEE MY REFLECTION IN YOUR EYES!
MY FRIENDS STAGE AN INTERVENTION
I SHOWED UP WEARING A SHIRT WITH YOUR FACE ON IT!
AM I OKAY? NO!
DO I CARE? ALSO NO!
*Pre-Chorus*
You said you're hungry...
I BOUGHT THE WHOLE RESTAURANT!
You said you're tired...
I'LL CARRY YOU, YOUR BAG, YOUR TRAUMA, YOUR EX!
THIS ISN'T LOVE...
THIS IS WAR!
*Chorus*
I'M OBSESSED!
WITH THE WAY YOU BREATHE!
WITH THE WAY YOU TEXT!
I'M OBSESSED! OBSESSED!
MY SANITY LEFT THE CHAT!
BUT I STAYED FOR YOU!
YOU! ARE! MY! RELIGION!
AND I'M YOUR DUMBASS DISCIPLE!
_GAAAGH!_
*Verse 2*
I KNOW YOUR COFFEE ORDER, YOUR MOM'S BIRTHDAY, YOUR DOG'S NAME!
I MEMORIZED YOUR SCHEDULE BETTER THAN MY OWN!
YOU BLOCKED ME ONCE!
I MADE 7 NEW ACCOUNTS JUST TO LIKE YOUR CAT PHOTO!
IS THAT ILLEGAL? MAYBE!
IS IT WORTH IT? ABSOLUTELY!
*Chorus*
I'M OBSESSED! OBSESSED!
CALL THE COPS! CALL A PRIEST!
NOTHING CAN EXORCISE YOU FROM ME!
I'M OBSESSED! OBSESSED!
TELL ME TO STOP AND I WILL...
...STOP HANGING OUT WITH ANYONE BUT YOU!
MARRY ME! OR AT LEAST...
LET ME CARRY YOUR BOOKS!
*Outro*
"so... can i be your boyfriend... or?"
"PLEASE!"