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Lyrics
[VERSE 1]
Met a girl down at Rusty’s Bar
Neon lights and a Pabst Blue star
Talked all night like I’d finally won
Sounded like she was down for fun
Bought her drinks, made her laugh
Lord above, it happened fast
For one brief moment I believed
The good Lord smiled down on me
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[PRE-CHORUS]
The moon was high
The stars aligned
Everything was going fine
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[CHORUS]
Whiskey Dick
You traitorous son of a bitch
You picked the worst night
To up and quit
Spent all evening building up
Just to get screwed over by a dixie cup
I blame the Jim
I blame the Jack
For a wonderful night
I’ll never get back
My ego took the fall from the hit
Thanks to the devil
And Whiskey Dick
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[VERSE 2]
I met a gal down at Mardi Gras
A real tight frame, she had it all
Got to talkin’ til it got real late
We hit it off, things were going great
Got me flustered as she gave a glance
Smiled real cute, and she asked to dance
Pulled her close, squeezed her hips
Something stirred as she bit her lip
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[PRE-CHORUS]
The jukebox played
The angels sang
Then disaster spread its whiskey wings
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[CHORUS]
Whiskey Dick
You traitorous son of a bitch
You picked the worst night
To up and quit
Spent all evening building up
Just to get screwed over by a dixie cup
I blame the Jim
I blame the Jack
For a wonderful night
I’ll never get back
My ego took a real bad dip
Thanks to the devil
And Whiskey Dick
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[BRIDGE]
Some blame fate
And some blame luck
Some blame all the whiskey trucks
Some blame stress
And some blame age
But I blame the devil for these days
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[FINAL CHORUS]
Whiskey Dick
You traitorous son of a bitch
You picked the worst night
To up and quit
Spent all evening building up
Just to get screwed over by a dixie cup
I blame the Jim
I blame the Jack
For a wonderful night
I’ll never get back
My ego took the fall from the hit
Thanks to the devil
And Whiskey Dick
Details
GeneratedJun 15, 2026
Duration4:14
LanguageEnglish
Style
Outlaw country rock, barroom anthem, gritty male vocals, driving drums, fiddle, singalong chorus, rowdy energy
Credits
Prompt by
Phantom_X
Phantom_XModelAria v5.5
