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Lyrics
[INTRO]
The church went silent…
And time stood still…
Deep within my bowels…
Bubbles started to swell
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[VERSE 1]
I felt a tremor in my soul
Like some forgotten curse takin’ hold
The preacher said the end was near
He might’ve meant it’s happenin’ here
My sight was goin blurry
My mind was goin black
The smell of escaped devils
Was risin’ up my back
That fart was pullin’ a trailer
It had weight behind its stack
Sounded like a freight train
Rollin’ down the track
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[PRE-CHORUS]
I prayed to God
And the powers at be
Give me strength
To do what nobody else can do for me
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[CHORUS]
Outta my way, I’m growin’ a tail
Ain’t got time to explain myself
The gates of hell are swingin’ wide
And they’re openin’ up inside
I’m dilated to a ten
Don’t know if I’ll walk again
If this is judgment, let it come
Lord help me for what must be done
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[VERSE 2]
Cold sweat drippin’ down my neck
As I try to keep my gut in check
I know it all might seem reckless
Ope…
Lunch is pushin’ out my breakfast
I start runnin’ hope I make it clean
These bubble guts feel real mean
Get outta my way so you don’t get hurt
I got an eight-inch grip on a nine-inch turd
I made it to the bathroom stall
As the horns of Armageddon call
Barely made it for heaven’s sake
As I start honkin’ out a dirty snake
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[PRE-CHORUS]
I thank the Lord
He helped see this done
But I fear
The porcelain battle has just begun
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[CHORUS]
Outta my way, I’m growin’ a tail
Ain’t got time to explain myself
The gates of hell are swingin’ wide
And they’re openin’ up inside
I’m dilated to a ten
Don’t know if I’ll walk again
If this is judgment, let it come
Lord help me for what must be done
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[BRIDGE]
Gotta separate the art from the artist
That’s what I told myself
As I speed-walked through a truck stop
Toward destiny itself
I’ve come to bomb Porcelain Harbor
It’s a mission I cannot fail
If I don’t make it there in time
Follow the crop-dust trail
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[FINAL CHORUS]
Outta my way, I’m growin’ a tail
Ain’t got time to explain myself
The gates of hell are swingin’ wide
And they’re openin’ up inside
I survived the ancient curse
Though for a moment I feared the worst
The Devil knocked but he was late
I beat him to the Pearly Gates
(LONG PAUSE)
Amen!
LORD AMEN!
Details
GeneratedJun 16, 2026
Duration4:57
LanguageEnglish
Style
Outlaw country rock, barroom anthem, gritty male vocals, driving drums, fiddle, singalong chorus, rowdy energy
Credits
Prompt by
Phantom_X
Phantom_XModelAria v5.5
