[Verse]
Yeah, I’m Dr. Phosphorus, lightin’ up the scene,
Tiny fat-tail king, livin’ desert dreams.
Got a glow in my name, got a swag in my stride,
Little tank of a lizard, takin’ life in my pride.
Chillin’ in my hide, got the vibes on lock,
Droppin’ crickets like beats when I walk that walk.
You think you fancy in your city and cars?
I nap for eight hours and still feel like a star!
[Chorus]
I’m Dr. Phosphorus, livin’ life on the ledge,
Fat tail, cool head, no need to pledge.
Sunset’s callin’, that’s my jam,
Snackin’ on bugs like a gecko ham.
Life’s pretty fly when you’re slick and sly,
Just a fat-tailed boss with a winkin’ eye!
Dr. Phosphorus — that’s the vibe,
Fat-tail legend, certified!
[Verse]
Flexin’ in the sand, got a slow-mo strut,
People wish they had a tail this cut.
Check my colors — yeah, that gold and brown,
When I hit the light, it’s a royal crown.
Don’t need no fame, don’t need no roar,
I get worshipped just for sittin’ on the floor.
People stare like, “Man, is he for real?”
Yeah, buddy, this lizard’s got mad appeal.
[Chorus]
I’m Dr. Phosphorus, livin’ life on the ledge,
Fat tail, cool head, no need to pledge.
Sunset’s callin’, that’s my jam,
Snackin’ on bugs like a gecko ham.
Life’s pretty fly when you’re slick and sly,
Just a fat-tailed boss with a winkin’ eye!
Dr. Phosphorus — that’s the vibe,
Fat-tail legend, certified!
[Bridge – Spoken, Playful, Like He’s Talkin’ to the Crowd]
(Whispered)
They call me Dr. ‘cause I diagnose vibes.
Symptoms: chill, awesome, snack attack.
Treatment plan?
More naps. More crickets.
[Louder]
Dr. Phosphorus… out here thrivin’.
[Chorus – Big, Funny Energy]
I’m Dr. Phosphorus, livin’ rich and right,
Glow in my soul, dreams in my sight.
Takin’ life one lick at a time,
Catchin’ bugs and catchin’ shine.
Fat tail, no fail, that’s my creed—
Dr. Phosphorus — livin’ free indeed!
[Outro – Playful]
Dr. P in the house,
Chillin’ so hard I’m breakin’ time itself.