Menopause Madness and Tequila

Well, gather 'round y'all, it's a tale to unfold,

'Tbout a woman so fierce, and she ain't gettin' old.

In her 40s, she’s hot, like a jalapeño blast,

Menopause comin' in hot, but she's havin' a blast!

She wakes up in a sweat, hair all in a mess,

Takin' on the day, like a queen, no less.

Dried up popcorn, but still got that grit,

Damn girl, look at you, you still the shit!

With a wink and a smile, she struts down the street,

Lookin' about twenty, with that fire and heat.

"Let's hit up the bar, have a beer or two,

Or maybe a shot? Yeah, tequila will do!"

Oh, it's menopause, can you feel the flair?

Hot flashes poppin' like we just don't care.

Got those gloves on, we ready to fight,

But it’s all just a party, every single night!

Then the sirens wail and come rollin’ through,

"What the hell happened?" They shout, it's true.

Oh, officer, no need for the blues,

Just a hot flash, baby, maybe two or a few!

She laughs and she spins, feels the beat in her soul,

Menopause can’t stop her, she’s still on a roll!

Got that energy, like a bull on the loose,

Ain't no stopping this lady, she’s got the juice!

With confidence swingin’, she raises her cup,

Kevin, in the corner, he tryna keep up.

"Hey darlin' you’re a vision, I still think you’re fire,

Your mid-life madness just takes me higher!"

Oh, it's menopause, can you feel the flair?

Hot flashes poppin' like we just don't care.

Got those gloves on, we ready to fight,

But it’s all just a party, every single night!

So let’s laugh it off, twirl and dance with glee,

Life’s too short, so let’s just be free.

Forget all the woes, keep that spirit anew,

Cheers to the wild ones, and the fucking hot flashes too! Yeahhh, the fuckin hot flashes too!!