[Intro]
Oh, it’s another No Marv Monday,
Excuses spilling out like rain,
Got a honk of a horn, but he’s still in bed,
Dreams too big, but he’s stuck in his head.
[Verse 1]
Marv picks up his phone with a yawn,
"Hey boss, I can’t make it, feeling kinda worn,
Got this thing, you know, a family event,
I’ll pay you back later. That’s my intent."
[Pre-Chorus]
Promises like bubbles, floating high,
Trips to Alaska, oh my, oh my,
"I swear it’ll happen, just wait and see,
As long as I keep the job, I’m good company."
[Chorus]
Oh, no Marv Monday,
Living in dreams that float away,
Big plans drawn in the sand,
Caught in a lie, can’t face the man.
Oh, no Marv Monday,
Living life in a grand charade,
Kidding around, it's starting to show,
When will he learn but he never will know?
[Verse 2]
Tabatha's on the line, can’t shake her head,
"Why’d you make me teach you what’s unsaid?"
In his world, she’s just a means,
To walk on stage in his wildest dreams.
[Pre-Chorus]
She rolls her eyes and says, "I can't believe,"
You talk so big but never achieve,
"Money's not yours, but you throw it around,
A king in your kingdom that you never found."
[Chorus]
Oh, no Marv Monday,
Using dreams like currency to play,
I'm flipping the script, but it’s getting old,
Nothing left but stories to be told.
Oh, no Marv Monday,
What will you do when the lights fade away?
Living a life built on borrowed time,
Can't fix the wreck when the heart’s out of rhyme.
[Bridge]
Oh, Marv, don’t you see the way?
Life’s not a game where you bet and sway,
Reality bites, it cuts like a knife,
This rollercoaster ain’t a life without strife.
[Outro]
So here’s to the Mondays, the big lies and dreams,
This circus of chaos is bursting at seams,
No Marv Monday, what’s next on the line?
Keep climbing those stories that you can’t define.