Turtle Duncan

Turtle dunken went down to the river bar Turtle Duncan got too drunk at the bar Turtle Duncan went down to the police station Turtles drunken stunk and got stuck in the cells bars Turtle Duncan was the cells guard Turtle Duncan wasn't a drunken turtle turtle Duncan was the guards last hurdle so the bar of the cell broke Turtle Duncan's shell and without a shell the drunken turtle was able to escape From Hell and the guard was finally able to jump over the hurdle which turns out was a newly freed shelless turtle.