Duck and his Tiny Quacker

Duck and His Tiny Quacker”

(Verse 1)

Down in the holler lives a guy named Duck,

Thinks he’s a charmer, but he’s outta luck.

Got himself a quacker, oh it’s mighty small,

Every time he tries, the girls laugh through it all.

(Chorus)

Oh Duck, oh Duck, what’s up with that quacker?

You strut and you brag, but it don’t get much bigger.

The girls all snicker, they giggle and squeal,

Your tiny little quacker’s the joke of the field!

(Verse 2)

He tried to impress at the Friday night dance,

Threw some smooth moves, thought he had a chance.

But Jenny and Sue, even Betty Lou,

All laughed so hard, poor Duck turned blue.

(Chorus)

Oh Duck, oh Duck, what’s up with that quacker?

You strut and you brag, but it don’t get much bigger.

The girls all snicker, they giggle and squeal,

Your tiny little quacker’s the joke of the field!

(Bridge)

He bought all the toys, read all the guides,

Even asked his buddies for some tips and advice.

But every attempt ends in awkward squeak,

Duck hides his face, oh poor little geek.

(Chorus)

Oh Duck, oh Duck, what’s up with that quacker?

You strut and you brag, but it don’t get much bigger.

The girls all snicker, they giggle and squeal,

Your tiny little quacker’s the joke of the field!

(Outro)

So here’s to Duck and his itty-bitty quacker,

May he one day learn to be a heartbreaker.

Till then we’ll laugh, tip our hats, give a cheer,

Duck and his tiny quacker—legendary round here!