Shellless Escapade

Splash of the river, shining bright

Turtle Duncan, lost in the night

Sippin’ slow, under neon glow

Where the wild turtles go

Down to the river bar he went

Toastin’ with a shellless intent

A little too much, stumbled and fell

In the mess he knew too well

Gotta keep it cool, gotta keep it tight

But Duncan’s tunes turn to fight or flight

Next thing he knew, he’s in a cell

Where the drunken stories dwell

Turtle Duncan, on the run

Shell or no shell, he's having fun

Broke the bars, broke the chains

Freedom’s call, and he remains

Guard was the last hurdle, standing tall

But Duncan, slick, made the shell fall

Without his shell, he’s sleek, he's free

Out of hell, just turtle, you see

River’s whisper, night’s the guide

Duncan’s laughter, far and wide

From the jail to the open tide

Shellless turtle’s wild ride