[Intro]
Yeah, turn the brakes on that tractor, folks!
Giddy up, let’s get goofy!
[Verse 1]
Woke up late, gotta find my overalls,
Coffee’s spillin’, raccoon in my granpappy’s halls,
Cotton candy skies and a pig wearing shades,
This country life’s got me spinnin’ on a Saturday!
[Pre-Chorus]
Saddle up, grab your mama’s spatula,
Let’s start a rodeo with a pizza valvula,
Honk like a goose, sing like a bull,
Country’s never been this wild or this full!
[Chorus]
Yeehaw and boom-shaka-laka, it’s a country pop-punk raga,
Banjo, guitar, and a cow in pajamas,
Laugh till you cry, ’cause this town’s a zoo,
Totally off the wall, and it’s all for you!
[Verse 2]
Barbecue flippin’ with a chainsaw blade,
Dance in the barnyard, got milk in my lemonade,
Dog’s got a skateboard, Granny’s doin’ the moonwalk,
Country’s gone crazy, y’all better just talk!
[Pre-Chorus]
Throw a hoe-down, add some glitter glue,
Moo like a cow, sing like a crew,
Tumble, fumble, stumble in the mud,
This country’s weird, but it’s full of love!
[Chorus]
Yeehaw and boom-shaka-laka, it’s a country pop-punk raga,
Banjo, guitar, and a pig in pajamas,
Laugh till you cry, ’cause this town’s a zoo,
Totally off the wall, and it’s all for you!
[Bridge]
Flip the tractor, crank up the banjo,
Hop on your hay bale, let the good times flow,
Make ‘em laugh, make ‘em smile,
Country’s got style, weird style!
[Outro]
So if you’re lookin’ for normal, you’re out of luck,
But if you like to party, then what the heck, what the heck!
Country, pop-punk, and a whole lotta fun,
Thanks for hangin’ on, y’all, now run!
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