(Verse 1)
I woke up this morning, and the sky was blue
(I checked the weather app, this can't be true)
My toast popped up, a perfect golden brown
The milk was fresh, it didn't let me down
That spooky black cat, the one who broke the glass?
It ran right up and started purring on the grass.
It’s not just good luck, this can't be real, you see
I've got a supernatural tendency... to win?
(Pre-Chorus)
The fog is gone from 'round my Xbox
(A cheery voice says, "Hey, nice job on that box!")
I saw an eagle landing on my car...
This day is working and it's just bizarre.
(Chorus)
I’ve got a good, good feeling!
(It's a psychic premonition!)
That I'm totally losing my position!
I got the girl, I made the team!
I'm wide awake, it wasn't a dream!
I’m stuck in first place, I'm the MVP!
It’s a sunny, happy, strange vibration!
I’ve got a premonition that I'm doomed to be...
...Is this "Finally Me?"
(Verse 2)
I finally learned that riff by that one metal band
(My fingers flowed, it wasn't even hard, man)
I went to ask out Sarah, she didn't even pause
She just said, "I'd love to! Just because!" (Wait, what?!)
I bought a lottery ticket, I matched every one
(I won ten thousand dollars, not a cucumber... coupon.)
It's like that delta bluesman took the curse away
And now I'm "actually cool" and not "ironically okay."
(Pre-Chorus)
There’s a fresh breeze blowing through my room
(It whispers, "You're the guy who's post-peak-in-homeroom!")
I see the future, and it’s way too bright
I think I'm gonna have a panic attack tonight.
(Chorus)
I’ve got a good, good feeling!
(It's a psychic premonition!)
That I'm totally losing my position!
I got the girl, I made the team!
I'm wide awake, it wasn't a dream!
I’m stuck in first place, I'm the MVP!
It’s a sunny, happy, strange vibration!
I’ve got a premonition that I'm doomed to be...
...Is this "Finally Me?"
(Bridge)
(Music gets even faster, more triumphant, almost too clean)
My high school band just got a record deal
Our drummer's back from Japan, he says the cones "weren't real."
(It was a "zen journey," or something.)
I beat that level on the NES
The power flickered, but the console passed the test!
(I... I saw the credits!)
I can see it all, my life is on the rise!
A future full of... actual... enterprise?
(This is... uncomfortable!)
(Guitar Solo - Fast, melodic, and perfectly in-tune, no mistakes, which is weird)
(Chorus)
I’ve got a good, good feeling!
(It's a psychic premonition!)
That I'm totally losing my position!
I got the girl, I made the team!
I'm wide awake, it wasn't a dream!
I’m stuck in first place, I'm the MVP!
It’s a sunny, happy, strange vibration!
I’ve got a premonition that I'm doomed to be...
...Is this "Finally Me?"
(Outro)
Yeah, "Finally Me!"
(I don't know who that is!)
"Finally Me!"
(Somebody make it stop!)
(Big, clean, triumphant major G chord... followed by a single, dissonant, questioning PLINK.)