Bowling for Soup (Jaret Reddick)
Yo, it’s the dudes from Texas, we're here to save the show
You're the guys from Canada, where's the snow?
We're here to show you how a real band plays
You're still singing 'bout your punk rock high school days
You’re "Still Not Getting Any," that album title's a sign
You've been asking for respect, but you're still behind the line
We wrote the theme for Phineas and Ferb, that's what's up
You wrote "Welcome to My Life," so just shut up.
Simple Plan (Pierre Bouvier)
Yeah, you wrote a TV theme, that's a real big deal
It's just a 30-second song, how does that feel?
You're still playing "Girl All the Bad Guys Want," a decade late
The only thing that's "1985" is your fan base, mate.
We sold 10 million albums, we've toured the world and back
Your biggest hit's a joke, a lyrical heart attack
You're the kings of cheesy, a novelty act at best
You're just a bowling team, we're putting you to the test.
Bowling for Soup (Jaret Reddick)
You're the pop-punk boy band, all styled and coiffed
We're the dudes in shorts, your fans are scoffed
You're more concerned with your hair than your guitar tone
We're the guys who never grew up, and we've built a throne
You're always "Perfect," with your acoustic sad-boy tear
We're the guys who make you laugh, year after year
You can "Shut Up!" but you can't deny the facts
We're the fun-loving kings of pop-punk tracks.
Simple Plan (Pierre Bouvier)
You talk about our looks, but let's be real, man
You look like the dudes from a wedding party band
You're known for funny songs, we're known for the real emotion
We're the soundtrack to a breakdown, a punk rock devotion
We're "I'm Just a Kid" and that's a song that speaks the truth
You're a punchline, a fleeting glimpse of youth
You can try to bring us down with your comedic raps
But you're just a flash-in-the-pan, we're still on the maps.
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