(Verse 1)
Well, I plugged my guitar in the other night
The amp started glowing a terrible light
It started to fizzle, it started to spark
A little blue creature popped out of the dark!
It had three floppy antennae and one giant eye
And a laptop computer strapped firm to its thigh
I said, "Hey little fella, you look pretty strange!"
It just opened its mouth and complained 'bout the range!
(It sang...)
(Chorus)
(Music shifts to a bouncy, tuba-and-bassoon Oompa-Loompa rhythm)
Feedback-Feaster, fiddle-dee-fay!
I'm here to eat your opinions today!
Feedback-Feaster, fiddle-dee-dound!
I love the taste of a critical sound!
(Verse 2)
It hopped off the amp and it zipped down the hall
It found my dad watching the big football game
The quarterback fumbled, my dad yelled, "You bum!"
The creature just giggled and said, "Ooh, that's yum!"
It ate up the "boo" and the "that wasn't fair!"
It sucked all the criticism right from the air
My dad just smiled and said, "Hey, it's just a game!"
That little blue monster was playing its game!
(It loves to hear you...)
(Chorus)
Feedback-Feaster, fiddle-dee-fee!
Your nitpicks are a delicacy!
Feedback-Feaster, fiddle-dee-doss!
I get to dine on "I hate that boss!"
(Bridge)
(Music slows down, walking bassline)
What do you get when you judge what you see?
A monster that gobbles your critique with glee!
What do you get when you post a mean Tweet?
You give the Feedback-Feaster something to eat!
(Spoken in a high-pitched, sped-up "monster" voice):
"Ooh, that's a good one! You said that movie's plot was derivative? Delicious! And you think that new song is 'over-produced'? Gimme gimme gimme!"
(Verse 3)
Well, he's out in the world and he's having a feast
That three-antennaed, blue-skinned, opinion-based beast
He doesn't want money, he doesn't want fame
He just wants to hear you complain and lay blame!
So if you don't like this song and you think it's a bore
Go ahead and say it, he's right by your door!
He'll eat up your words with a slurp and a smack
That critter-computer-complainer is back!
(Chorus)
Feedback-Feaster, fiddle-dee-fay!
I'm here to eat your opinions today!
Feedback-Feaster, fiddle-dee-dound!
I love the taste of a critical sound!
(Outro - Rock-and-roll riff fades out)
(Yeah! He's the Feedback-Feaster!)
(So... what'd ya think? He's hungry!)
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