I’m gay hooray

Mama thought I’d marry Jenny, down on County Road 9

But I spent more time admiring her brother’s jawline and that big juicy ass

Tried to talk about football, tried to act real tough

But every time he flexed his arms, man, that was enough

Oh and the size of his cock, damn

I should’ve known years ago, looking back it’s clear

The signs were lined up brighter than the Christmas lights each year

Big bulge in my pants

Finishing to a picture of men over the toilet

Well, turns out I’m gay, what more can I say?

All the puzzle pieces finally fell into place

I thought I wanted her, but that wasn’t the case

Now I’m laughing at myself every single day

‘Cause turns out I’m gay and I want dick in my ass

3 men or more

My buddies said, “Who’s your celebrity crush?”

I named three movie stars a little bit too much

They all looked around and said, “We’ve got some news…”

I said, “What?” They said, “Buddy, how did you miss those clues?”

Shit idk man

I guess denial ain’t a river, though I swam it for a while

Now every awkward memory just makes me crack a smile

How did I miss it? I think about sucking dick on the daily or taking it in the ass

Well, turns out I’m gay, what more can I say?

All the warning signs were waving in my face

The rainbow practically followed me from place to place

Now I’m laughing at myself every single day

‘Cause turns out I’m gay

And I want him and him and him

I bought a motorcycle, grew a beard, lifted weights

Thought somehow that would magically change my fate

But no amount of flannel shirts or pickup trucks I drove

Was gonna stop me from thinking Ryan was handsome at the rodeo

Well, turns out I’m gay, surprise, hooray!

Took me way too long to figure it out anyway

My friends all said, “Yeah, we’ve known since eighth grade.”

I said, “Really?” They said, “Buddy, we thought you knew too!”

Now we’re laughing all day

So here’s to being honest, here’s to being me

And here’s to everyone who saw it years before I could see. 🎵😆