Mom brought home a man named Dan, a real stand-up guyHe’s got a lawnmower catalog and a sparkle in his eyeHe moved into the house and fixed the leaky kitchen sinkBut then he looked at me and said, "Hey bud, you want a drink?"He taught me how to change a tire, he showed me how to fishAnd suddenly I’m looking at him like a gourmet dishI used to want a girlfriend, now I’m confused as hellI’m checking out my step-dad’s cargo shorts, and man, they fit him well.(Chorus)Oh, it’s a family reunion in my confused little brainThis crush on step-pop Daniel is driving me insaneHe’s grilling up some burgers in his "Kiss the Cook" attireAnd I’m standing by the patio, consumed by forbidden fireYeah, mom thinks that we’re bonding, building up our trustBut I’m looking at his toolbelt with a sudden wave of lust.(Verse 2)He does the classic dad-sneeze that rattles all the wallsHe yells at the TV whenever someone drops the ballHe wears his socks with sandals, he makes a terrible punAnd I’m giggling like a schoolgirl thinking, "Oh, he is the one!"I offered him a hand to help him clean the gutters outJust to watch his biceps flex, without a single doubtMom thinks it’s so sweet that we are getting along so greatShe doesn’t know I’m trying to turn a family dinner into a date.(Chorus)Oh, it’s a family reunion in my confused little brainThis crush on step-pop Daniel is driving me insaneHe’s grilling up some burgers in his "Kiss the Cook" attireAnd I’m standing by the patio, consumed by forbidden fireYeah, mom thinks that we’re bonding, building up our trustBut I’m looking at his toolbelt with a sudden wave of lust.(Bridge)It’s getting weird at breakfast when he asks to pass the juiceMy heart starts doing cartwheels and my sanity breaks looseI asked him for some life advice, he gave my arm a patI almost fainted on the rug right next to the house cat.(Outro)Yeah, it’s a highly awkward situation, a soap opera in the makingEvery time he says "Hey sport," my knees are literally shakingJust a boy and his step-father, the weirdest crush in townHey Dan, if you need a son-in-law, I'll never let you down!
DylilaRose
