(Spoken: Alright everyone, clear the living room floor. The boss is awake.)
(Verse 1)
He stands three feet tall with a look in his eye
He’s got more energy than a bird in the sky
He wakes up at dawn, he’s ready to brawl
He’s the tiny dictator of the dining hall!
He don’t want water, he don’t want tea
He wants the crimson nectar, listen to his plea!
(Chorus)
Oh, George! (George!)
He’s three years old and he’s running the show
Oh, George! (George!)
Where the "Big Boy Chocolate" goes, nobody knows!
He screams for the bottle, oh my gosh
"Fill it up, fill it up, with the RED SQUASH!"
Yeah, fill it up, fill it up, with the RED SQUASH!
(Verse 2)
He’s sitting on the carpet, glued to the screen
Watching Steve and Maggie, if you know what I mean
That bird is annoying, but George thinks it’s class
Then he switches it over to Handyman Hal fast!
He’s learning to fix things, he’s learning to drill
(But mostly he’s learning how to make the juice spill).
(Pre-Chorus)
Now open the fridge, don't take a hunch
He demands the pot of the double Munch Bunch!
Strawberry, raspberry, smear it on his face
He’s leaving sticky handprints all over the place!
(Chorus)
Oh, George! (George!)
He’s three years old and he’s running the show
Oh, George! (George!)
Where the "Big Boy Chocolate" goes, nobody knows!
He screams for the bottle, oh my gosh
"Fill it up, fill it up, with the RED SQUASH!"
(Bridge)
Now listen very closely, don’t make a mistake
There’s only one person who makes his heart break
You can offer him toys, you can offer him money
But nobody’s cool unless your name is MUMMY!
(Mummy! Mummy! Cuddle me, Mummy!)
(Guitar Solo - played clumsily like a toddler)
(Verse 3)
He’s got a chocolate bar, the size of his head
He’ll eat the whole thing then bounce on the bed
He’s a whirlwind of chaos, a hurricane of noise
The undisputed king of all the Kent boys!
(Outro)
So raise up your beakers, raise them up high
To the kid with the squash and the gleam in his eye!
George! (He wants a Munch Bunch!)
George! (Put on Handyman Hal!)
George!
...Can I have some more red squash please?
