Adulthood never ends

(Verse 1)
Four years of college, and what do I get?
A pile of debt and a job I regret
My boss is a dick, my rent’s overdue
And my paycheck disappears like it’s magic—poof!
(Pre-Chorus)
All my friends are stressed and broke
(“Let’s go out!” “Dude, I’m too poor”)
Drinking cheap beer on a Monday night
'Cause health insurance is a scam and a fight
(Chorus)
And I can’t pay my bills!
Still eating ramen, just poppin' pills
Same drama, just with higher stakes
Like taxes, rent, and Tinder dates
And I try, but I just pretend…
'Cause adulthood never ends!
(Verse 2)
My landlord sucks, my car broke down
My fridge is empty, my Wi-Fi’s out
I work all day and still can’t save
But my ex just got engaged—okay?!
(Pre-Chorus)
My boss just called me in again
(“Come in early!” “I f***ing quit”)
But I can’t afford to be jobless, man
So I’ll smile and nod while I give up my plans
(Chorus)
And I hate my life!
Still hungover on a Tuesday night
Still swiping left, still getting ghosted
And wondering why I’m so damn roasted
And I try, but I just pretend…
'Cause adulthood never ends!
(Bridge)
Woke up late, I missed my train
There goes my raise—guess I’ll stay the same
My car got towed, my phone won’t charge
And my paycheck? Yeah, it’s still not large
(Outro)
So I’ll clock in and fake a grin
Wait for Friday, then drink again
It’s a scam, but I won’t defend…
'Cause adulthood never ends!

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