Adulthood never ends

(Verse 1)

Four years of college, and what do I get?

A pile of debt and a job I regret

My boss is a dick, my rent’s overdue

And my paycheck disappears like it’s magic—poof!

(Pre-Chorus)

All my friends are stressed and broke

(“Let’s go out!” “Dude, I’m too poor”)

Drinking cheap beer on a Monday night

'Cause health insurance is a scam and a fight

(Chorus)

And I can’t pay my bills!

Still eating ramen, just poppin' pills

Same drama, just with higher stakes

Like taxes, rent, and Tinder dates

And I try, but I just pretend…

'Cause adulthood never ends!

(Verse 2)

My landlord sucks, my car broke down

My fridge is empty, my Wi-Fi’s out

I work all day and still can’t save

But my ex just got engaged—okay?!

(Pre-Chorus)

My boss just called me in again

(“Come in early!” “I f***ing quit”)

But I can’t afford to be jobless, man

So I’ll smile and nod while I give up my plans

(Chorus)

And I hate my life!

Still hungover on a Tuesday night

Still swiping left, still getting ghosted

And wondering why I’m so damn roasted

And I try, but I just pretend…

'Cause adulthood never ends!

(Bridge)

Woke up late, I missed my train

There goes my raise—guess I’ll stay the same

My car got towed, my phone won’t charge

And my paycheck? Yeah, it’s still not large

(Outro)

So I’ll clock in and fake a grin

Wait for Friday, then drink again

It’s a scam, but I won’t defend…

'Cause adulthood never ends!