

Prompt / Lyrics
(Verse 1) Four years of college, and what do I get? A pile of debt and a job I regret My boss is a dick, my rent’s overdue And my paycheck disappears like it’s magic—poof! (Pre-Chorus) All my friends are stressed and broke (“Let’s go out!” “Dude, I’m too poor”) Drinking cheap beer on a Monday night 'Cause health insurance is a scam and a fight (Chorus) And I can’t pay my bills! Still eating ramen, just poppin' pills Same drama, just with higher stakes Like taxes, rent, and Tinder dates And I try, but I just pretend… 'Cause adulthood never ends! (Verse 2) My landlord sucks, my car broke down My fridge is empty, my Wi-Fi’s out I work all day and still can’t save But my ex just got engaged—okay?! (Pre-Chorus) My boss just called me in again (“Come in early!” “I f***ing quit”) But I can’t afford to be jobless, man So I’ll smile and nod while I give up my plans (Chorus) And I hate my life! Still hungover on a Tuesday night Still swiping left, still getting ghosted And wondering why I’m so damn roasted And I try, but I just pretend… 'Cause adulthood never ends! (Bridge) Woke up late, I missed my train There goes my raise—guess I’ll stay the same My car got towed, my phone won’t charge And my paycheck? Yeah, it’s still not large (Outro) So I’ll clock in and fake a grin Wait for Friday, then drink again It’s a scam, but I won’t defend… 'Cause adulthood never ends!
Tags
Punk rock Weird
2:38
No
2/7/2025