Chocolate makes me crap

Smooth and creamy chocolate wow

It's like sex in ya mouth Careful now

Cos others might get A little jealous

Of how hot you get over zealous

When ya eat it it's like a dream

For a second til it's gone lick the wrapper clean

Don't really have a favorite flavor

They're all good and I like to savor

Every piece, like it's the last

Otherwise, it's gone so fast

I have to hide it from my mum

Or she'll steal it

And eat it nom nom

I hate when that happens its shit

Cos that's just how much I love it

What's that noise

It's my belly

What the hell

I'm not feeling welly

Oh snap

Wait a minute

What the fuck

I'm allergic to it

Dammit that's my luck

Turns out

Dairy fully gives me the sweats

Wait what no way yea

No more chocolatey chocolate fests

Oh man That sucks cos it's my fav snack

Now that means no more feens after smoking dack

The best time to eat the luscious block

When those cravings come a knocking knock knock

Yea I get the means as Munchies

Mmm Dammit now I want a crunchie

I'd settle for a moro or mars alright,

a twix or even a turkish delight

oh nah ok that's yuck

Wouldn't take it that far geez they suck

Not worth the horror i get now

For real that chocolate goodness effects my bowel

Gives me the mad as cramps

Makes me need to go do a giant as crap

God dam

I don't care I'm still gonna eat it

Cos for real nothing else can beat it

It's so smooth going down my throat

It sets the mood even after I bloat

So I deal with the shitty feel

Just so I get my chocolate yo

Mmmm

Chocolate yo

Mmm

That's the way it goes