Smooth and creamy chocolate wow
It's like sex in ya mouth Careful now
Cos others might get A little jealous
Of how hot you get over zealous
When ya eat it it's like a dream
For a second til it's gone lick the wrapper clean
Don't really have a favorite flavor
They're all good and I like to savor
Every piece, like it's the last
Otherwise, it's gone so fast
I have to hide it from my mum
Or she'll steal it
And eat it nom nom
I hate when that happens its shit
Cos that's just how much I love it
What's that noise
It's my belly
What the hell
I'm not feeling welly
Oh snap
Wait a minute
What the fuck
I'm allergic to it
Dammit that's my luck
Turns out
Dairy fully gives me the sweats
Wait what no way yea
No more chocolatey chocolate fests
Oh man That sucks cos it's my fav snack
Now that means no more feens after smoking dack
The best time to eat the luscious block
When those cravings come a knocking knock knock
Yea I get the means as Munchies
Mmm Dammit now I want a crunchie
I'd settle for a moro or mars alright,
a twix or even a turkish delight
oh nah ok that's yuck
Wouldn't take it that far geez they suck
Not worth the horror i get now
For real that chocolate goodness effects my bowel
Gives me the mad as cramps
Makes me need to go do a giant as crap
God dam
I don't care I'm still gonna eat it
Cos for real nothing else can beat it
It's so smooth going down my throat
It sets the mood even after I bloat
So I deal with the shitty feel
Just so I get my chocolate yo
Mmmm
Chocolate yo
Mmm
That's the way it goes