[Verse 1]
Grandma’s got the oven smokin',
Uncle Joe’s deep fryin’ a bird.
The kids are out back swingin’ sticks,
Chasin’ squirrels, it’s quite absurd.
Aunt Lucy brought her famous pie,
Though it’s mostly whipped cream high.
[Chorus]
It’s a Turkey Day tangle, a mashed potato scramble,
Laughter and chaos, oh, we barely can handle.
Cousins runnin’ wild, sweet tea spills in style,
But I wouldn’t trade it, not even for a mile.
[Verse 2]
The TV’s blarin’ the football game,
While Grandpa snores in his chair.
Mom’s yellin’ for someone to set the table,
But nobody’s quite aware.
Dad’s carving ham with a butter knife,
How it works is a mystery of life.
[Prechorus]
And when the gravy’s poured,
You better thank the Lord,
For a family like this.
[Chorus]
It’s a Turkey Day tangle, a mashed potato scramble,
Laughter and chaos, oh, we barely can handle.
Cousins runnin’ wild, sweet tea spills in style,
But I wouldn’t trade it, not even for a mile.
[Bridge]
Pass the rolls, pass the yams,
Someone’s juggling pots and pans.
Johnny’s puttin’ olives on all ten fingers,
While the smell of stuffing lingers.