Verse 1
Woke up tired, didn’t even move
Still exhausted — how ‘bout you?
Brain’s already in a meeting
Heart’s like “mate, I’m still sleeping”
Tried the gym, tried the greens
Tried pretending I’m serene
Then I remembered what I own
A pocket full of shiny stones
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Pre-Chorus
I don’t need therapy today
(I mean… maybe, but let’s not say)
Just need something small and cute
That tells my nervous system “dude”
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Chorus (Catchy + cheeky)
I’m getting crystal clear
Well… clearer than before
Still a bit unhinged
But healing, I’m sure
Little rocks, big mood
Helping me get through
Laugh it off, breathe it in
Yeah, crystals kinda rule
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Verse 2 – Crystal Roll Call (funny + educational)
Rose quartz on my chest
Reminds me I deserve the best
For loving others way too hard
And texting back when I shouldn’t — God
Amethyst up by my bed
So my brain just shuts the hell up instead
If I could glue it to my head
I might actually get some rest
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Pre-Chorus
I’ve been giving all my energy
To people who don’t water me
So I’m pulling it back, no shame
Refilling my tank — that’s growth, babe
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Chorus
I’m getting crystal clear
Well… clearer than before
Still a bit unhinged
But healing, I’m sure
Little rocks, big mood
Helping me get through
Laugh it off, breathe it in
Yeah, crystals kinda rule
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Verse 3 – Even cheekier
Citrine in my pocket
Manifesting like I’ve got it
Confidence, joy, cash flow
Okay universe… let’s go
Smoky quartz down by my feet
Keeps me grounded, calm, and sweet
Black tourmaline in my jeans
Keeps the fucking negativity away from me 😌
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Bridge (relationships + humour)
Maybe we don’t need fixing
Maybe we’re just tired and hungry
Maybe love would work out better
If we all slept more and drank less coffee
Whether it’s heartbreak, stress, or bills
Or healing trauma from your ex named Phil
There’s no one way to feel okay
This just helps me get through the day
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Final Chorus (big smile energy)
I’m getting crystal clear
Or at least I’m fucking trying
Still human, still learning
But hey — I’m aligning
Mind a mess, heart still soft
Body doing its thing
If laughing’s part of healing
Then I’m winning
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Outro (wink to the listener)
If it works, cool
If it doesn’t — fine
At least I tried to heal myself
Instead of texting him… again ✨