[chorus]
Im gunna make sure u die, even if I have to kill u myself…
Step ONE… wait in anticipation, u know this will be FUN…
step TWO…snatch them up kidnap em and bring them with YOU…
Step THREE…throw them in the trunk where no body can SEE…
Step FOUR…all there screams for help you gotta IGNORE…
Step FIVE…take ur weapon and use it on them till they DIE…
step SIX…dispose of the body…there u go, pproblem FIXED
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I kinda think i wanna beat u to a pulp;
Bash ur head into the pavement till i crush ur skull;
Walk u to the gallows and hang u up with a little rope;
Wrap my hands around ur neck and squeeze, until u choke;
Stick dynamite up ur ass, light it and watch u explode,
Or take a baseball bat to ur jaw till its fuckin broke;
Even if i did all of these, would it be enough? NOPE;
If there was a purge tomorrow, ur the one who deserves to die the most,
U dont shave or shower, brush ur teeth, ur yucky and it shows;
Wants some alliterations, Fake fucking friend, home wrecking hoe
U thought u could be me, bitch, i never heard a fuckin funnier joke;
I dont hate no one but cunt you’ve come real close.
[spoken words]
What was it that u called it?
[continued verse]
Oh yea…FROTH! Is leaking out ur pussy and thats REALLYY gross;
[chorus]
Im gunna make sure u die, even if I have to kill u myself…
Step ONE… wait in anticipation, u know this will be FUN…
step TWO…snatch them up kidnap em and bring them with YOU…
Step THREE…throw them in the trunk where no body can SEE…
Step FOUR…all there screams for help you gotta IGNORE…
Step FIVE…take ur weapon and use it on them till they DIE…
step SIX…dispose of the body…there u go, pproblem FIXED
[verse 2]But since u recently relapsed ur tolerance is low;
So its just a matter of time until u overdose;
Till that happens, Ill keep my fingers crossed, prey to god, and hope;
Ill even give u the money, to go buy urself some dope;
Keep sniffin all that white powder, blow some more coke;
[loud speaking words]
DAMN BITCH!
U just vacuumed all the coke Up ur fuckin nose,
And keep sniffin, keeep blowin, until u have a stroke;
Or maybe ull have one from all that crack u fuckin smoke;
If u wanna kill urself, ill help…I wrote u a suicide note
Wanna see my machete, feel it slice open ur throat;
What did u just say bitch? Did u just say DONT?
[spoken words]
What about a heart attack?
[continued verse]
Hmmm…id take that…sure, i guess, i suppose;
[chorus]
Im gunna make sure u die, even if I have to kill u myself…
Step ONE… wait in anticipation, u know this will be FUN…
step TWO…snatch them up kidnap em and bring them with YOU…
Step THREE…throw them in the trunk where no body can SEE…
Step FOUR…all there screams for help you gotta IGNORE…
Step FIVE…take ur weapon and use it on them till they DIE…
step SIX…dispose of the body…there u go, pproblem FIXED
[verse 3]
I’ll tell u this..bitch, I’m not the type of person u wanna provoke;
Once ur dead imma put u in the trunk and drive out to the coast;
I’ll go to a Marenna, drag ur body onto someones fishin boat;
And tie blocks to u so you’ll stay down at the bottom when u bloat;
I dont need ur body rising up to the surface to float;
All while I’m trying not to be suspicious or cum out the water soaked;
I can always take u to a swamp somewhere far away and remote,
How bout’ Ur body could be cremated, into the fire it goes;
Or chop ur body into pieces and stick u into a rubber made tote;
I can find no greater pleasure, nothing even comes close,
Even tho I can speak with the dead, I’d rather not see ur ghost;
I promise this is all real, I promise it’s not a hoax,
I had to off My last a accomplice, cuz that asshole spoke;
So don’t ask, don’t u dare push, pry, pull or poke,
[spoken words]
Will a peaceful death be good enough?
[continued verse]
Abso-fuckin-lutely fuckin not! …hell fuckin NO!
[chorus]
Im gunna make sure u die, even if I have to kill u myself…
Step ONE… wait in anticipation, u know this will be FUN…
step TWO…snatch them up kidnap em and bring them with YOU…
Step THREE…throw them in the trunk where no body can SEE…
Step FOUR…all there screams for help you gotta IGNORE…
Step FIVE…take ur weapon and use it on them till they DIE…
step SIX…dispose of the body…there u go, pproblem FIXED
Im gunna, im gunna, im gunna, im gunna
Make sure u die (die, die, die)
[spoken words]
[upbeat, infomercial, news caster voice]
“I hope u enjoyed todays segment on the six steps to fix your biggest problem... which, by the way, is usually someone, not something…Happy hunting folks. Stay safe and remain responsible…Renee K here…Signing off. Goodnight.” ,
[bridge]
step SIX…dispose of the body…there u go, pproblem FIXED
step SIX…dispose of the body…there u go, pproblem FIXED
m gunna, im gunna, im gunna, im gunna
Make sure u die (die, die, die)
[outro]