[Intro]
Yeah, Joyce!
Yeah, Joyce!
Hold up—
Somebody crack a window!
[Beat Drops]
[Chorus]
YEAH, JOYCE!
They say who keep shittin’ they pants?
YEAH, JOYCE!
Who thought she had one more chance?
YEAH, JOYCE!
Who hit the boardwalk and ran?
YEAH, JOYCE!
Green Street know who I am!
AYE—
She felt that rumble, knew damn well,
Tried to hold it in but the plan done failed.
Walked in confident, walked out changed,
Joyce got stories that’ll live for days!
[Verse 1]
Look—
Thai food, coffee, what could go wrong?
Twenty minutes later, she ain’t feeling too strong.
Green Street dark, situation got dire,
Joyce hit the roadside like her ass was on fire!
Underwear down, dignity gone,
Left them drawers and she carried on.
Anybody else would’ve called it a night—
Not Joyce, hell nah, she went drinking that night!
That’s resilience!
That’s heart!
That’s leaving your underwear parked in the dark!
[Chorus]
YEAH, JOYCE!
Who got a nickname for life?
YEAH, JOYCE!
GREEN STREET SHITTER, THAT’S RIGHT!
YEAH, JOYCE!
Who trusted a fart and lost?
YEAH, JOYCE!
Who paid the ultimate cost?!
[Verse 2]
Boardwalk Joyce had somewhere to be,
Bathroom sign like a mile down the street.
Started that walk, then picked up the pace,
Then everybody saw that look on her face.
Too late!
Game done!
That bathroom sprint wasn’t getting it done.
But Joyce don’t quit, Joyce don’t fold,
Another pair of underwear sacrificed for the gold!
Then she’s off-road riding, bouncing in the Jeep,
Cora and Greyson laughing in their seats.
Something smells funny—kids yelling, “OH NO!”
Hit the damn gas, but the smell came too!
[Breakdown]
WHO DID IT?!
JOYCE!
WHO SHIT?!
JOYCE!
WHO KEEPS COMING BACK LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED?!
JOYCE!
THAT’S MY GIRL!
[Final Chorus]
YEAH, JOYCE!
Green Street remembers the name!
YEAH, JOYCE!
Boardwalk ain’t been the same!
YEAH, JOYCE!
Jeep windows down when she rides!
YEAH, JOYCE!
NEVER TRUST WHAT’S BREWIN’ INSIDE!
EMT, mama, baker of bread,
But when her stomach starts talking, everybody gets scared!
From Green Street pavement to that boardwalk floor—
If Joyce says, “I gotta fart…”
OPEN THE DOOR!
YEAH, JOYCE!
YEAH, JOYCE!
GREEN! STREET! SHITTER!
Beat cuts
“…Anybody smell that?”
JOYCE!!!