[Intro – Ocean waves, tropical percussion]
Ayyyy, Joyce!
Island time, baby!
Sun is hot, drinks are cold…
Wait…
Why you walking like that?
Bass drops
[Chorus]
🌴 No baño, no baño, Joyce gotta GO!
Booty start rumbling, everybody know!
Ay mami, rápido, vámonos!
When the belly say move, better move, move, MOVE!
Boom-boom, belly go boom-boom!
Somebody better find this girl a bathroom!
Hands in the air, let the whole crew know—
JOYCE GOTTA POOP, POOP, POOP—LET’S GO!
[Verse 1]
Sunshine, good vibes, drink in her hand,
Joyce feeling nice with her toes in the sand.
Music getting loud, hips moving slow,
Then her stomach whispered—
grrrrrrrrr
“OH NO.”
She know that feeling, she been here before,
Eyes get wide and she looking for a door.
Bathroom sign pointing way down the beach,
Joyce said, “Dios mío, that’s too far to reach!”
[Pre-Chorus]
Uno step… dos step…
Squeeze them cheeks tight!
Tres step… cuatro—
We losing this fight!
¡CORRE, JOYCE, CORRE!
[Chorus]
No baño, no baño, Joyce gotta GO!
Booty start rumbling, everybody know!
Ay mami, rápido, vámonos!
Green Street Shitter putting on a show!
Boom-boom, belly go boom-boom!
Clear a little pathway, give that booty room!
Boardwalk legend everywhere she go—
JOYCE GOTTA POOP, POOP, POOP—LET’S GO!
[Verse 2]
Remember Green Street after Thai cuisine?
Twenty minutes later, you know what I mean.
Dark little roadside, panties said goodbye,
Then Joyce went drinking like, “I’M STILL GETTING LIT TONIGHT!”
Then off-road Jeep bouncing over the track,
Cora and Greyson laughing in the back.
Hit one bump and everybody froze—
Windows came down and everybody KNOWS!
Steve: “What the hell is that?!”
Joyce: “It wasn’t me!”
Everybody: “JOYCE, YES IT WAS!”
Joyce: “…okay, maybe.”
[Dancehall Breakdown]
Wine to the left!
Wine to the right!
Joyce don’t wine too hard—
KEEP THEM CHEEKS TIGHT!
Shake that booty—
NO, WAIT! STOP!
We know what happens when the bassline drops!
BOM-BOM-BOM!
¿Quién necesita baño?
¡JOYCE!
¿Quién dejó las panties?
¡JOYCE!
Green Street Shitter?
¡JOYCE!
Who still went drinking?!
¡JOYCE! ¡JOYCE! ¡JOYCE!
[Final Chorus]
🌴 No baño, no baño, Joyce gotta GO!
From Jersey to the islands, everybody know!
Ay mami, rápido, vámonos!
When Joyce says “pull over”—
YOU BETTER PULL OVER, BRO!
Boom-boom, belly go boom-boom!
Give that redhead plenty of room!
Raise your drink, let the whole crew sing—
JOYCE GOTTA POOP AND SHE DOING HER THING!
[Outro – steel drums & waves]
Joyce: “Guys…?”
“What?”
“I think I trusted a fart.”
Music stops.
“…¡AY DIOS MÍO!”
¡VÁMONOS!