Heavy 808s + sea lion bark ad-libs)
Yeah…
It’s ya boy Chonkers…
Absolute unit in the building…
We don’t diet, we multiply…
Let’s go!
[Hook]
I’m sexy and I chonk it (chonk chonk)
I’m sexy and I chonk it (look at that body)
I’m sexy and I chonk it (blubber bounce, watch it)
Girl look at that chonk body!
I’m chonky and I know it
Extra large and I show it
Check-check-check-check me out
2,000 pounds, no doubt!
[Verse 1]
Waddlin’ up on Pier 39, tourists losin’ their mind
They say “Bro that sea lion thick as hell, he one of a kind”
I don’t skip meals, I eat ‘em all, herring by the ton
Got a double chin stack, call it blubber 1-on-1
They tried to put me on a diet, said “Chonkers you too fat”
I said “Nah I’m just big-boned… plus 47 more bones for a snack”
Rollin’ deep with the squad, all my boys lookin’ shocked
’Cause when I belly-flop the dock, the whole pier does the cha-cha rock
[Hook]
I’m sexy and I chonk it (chonk chonk)
I’m sexy and I chonk it (watch the blubber drop)
I’m sexy and I chonk it (yeah I’m sexy and I chonk it)
Girl look at that chonk body!
[Verse 2]
They call me King Chonk, ruler of the salty seas
Got more rolls than a bakery, still pullin’ all the ladies
Seals try to flex, doin’ push-ups on the rock
I just sit there eatin’ fish and the scale say “bro you broke the dock”
Splash! Water flyin’, waves gettin’ violent
When Chonkers hit the water it’s a 9.0 seismic event
Don’t need no six-pack, I got a whole keg on display
Sunbathing all day, livin’ life the chonk way
[Bridge]
(Slowed + reverb)
Yeah… when I walk on the pier…
Earthquake every year…
They said “Lose some weight”
I said “Make me a bigger plate”
[Final Hook / Outro]
I’m sexy and I chonk it (chonk chonk chonk!)
I’m sexy and I chonk it (all the way to the bank)
I’m sexy and I chonk it (never gonna stop it)
CHONKERS OUT HERE SHAKIN’ THE BLOCK!
(beat cuts with massive belly flop splash)
