Milo

Verse 1)

It was a calm, sweet morning brew

Then I looked around — Milo, where are you?!

No time to shower, I lost my cool

Ran out the door in torn pants — real uncool

(Verse 2)

His paw prints led me into the wild

Tripped off a cliff — still survived in style

In Africa, chased by a hippo mad

Ran so fast, even lost my fanny pack

(Chorus)

Where’s my Milo? I’ve searched the globe

Rode a camel, flew a jet, wore a chicken robe

From the Arctic cold to the desert’s glare

Milo, where’d you go? This ain’t really fair!

(Verse 3)

In Japan I stormed a stranger’s flat

Yelled “Milo, come here!” and that was that

A sumo chased me, I dove in a pond

Now I'm viral online with a soggy face bond

(Bridge)

Years went by, I searched non-stop

Came back home, heart about to drop

Then I heard a soft "meow" so near

Coming from next door — what’s happening here?

(Verse 4)

There was Milo, in love, oh dear

With a fluffy lady cat — romance was clear

And her owner, wow, she’s cute and kind

When she smiled at me — I almost lost my mind

(Final Chorus)

I found my Milo, and love came too

Thanks to hippo chases and skydiving crew

Now every evening we sit as three —

Me, my Milo, and sweet Miss Lee

(Outro)

Never underestimate a missing pet

Sometimes love shows up in the strangest set