Time machine

Verse 1)

I’m just your average kinda guy,

Forget my socks and don’t know why,

But in my heart, I’ve got a plan,

To win the girl — I’ll be the man.

(Pre-Chorus)

Each time she smiles, I freeze like ice,

Can’t even say my name right twice,

So I thought, “Why not go extreme?”

Built a time machine — living the dream!

(Chorus)

To the future I did fly,

Hoping cooler me would catch her eye,

Sharp suit, money, hair on fleek,

Dropped a pickup line, she laughed all week!

Yes! I won her heart today!

Or so I thought… until bam! — no way.

(Verse 2)

We rode hoverboards under neon stars,

Ate floating sushi next to robot cars,

She said, “Wow, you’re so advanced and sweet!”

I grinned, feelin’ love — what a treat.

(Bridge)

But suddenly, a portal burst open wide,

Out stepped a guy with my face and stride,

“Hey! That’s my girlfriend, future edition!

You hijacked my romantic mission!”

(Plot Twist Chorus)

Turns out I stole my own love life,

She’s meant to be my future wife,

But she picked the me who’d grown and tried,

With three kids, some grey hair — still dignified.

Ouch! Even time travel can’t fake it right,

True love needs more than just tech and light.

(Outro)

Now I’m back in my own timeline,

Gonna level up the honest kind,

Time machine? Locked in a shed —

Real love? Gotta earn it instead.