INTRO
KRRRSH—BEEP—BLOOP—
ALIEN NOISES INTENSIFY
WHOMP WHOMP—EEEE—THUD
Verse 1
Came down sideways, upside wrong
Spaceship coughing like a bong hit gone bad
Green idiots leaking static from their ears
Screaming numbers that taste like fear
Teeth clicking Morse code trash
Pants on fire, no moral compass
SPLOOT
CRACKLE
HISSSSSS
Chorus
BLARP BLARP—WHOSE LEG IS THAT
ZAP MY BRAIN—NO REFUNDS, ASSHAT
ALIENS YELLING IN A FRIDGE-TONE KEY
“BZZT—WHY IS TIME MAD AT ME?”
[GUITAR SOLO — ENTERS TOO EARLY]
WEEEEE-DONK-SKRAAA—BRRRAAAP
Verse 2
Tongues like wet extension cords
Slapping air, missing the point
They worship a vending machine god
And boo the sun for being too loud
One trips over gravity
Another flips off reality
THUNK
GLORP
ERRRR—NO—WAIT—YES
Pre-Chorus (Spoken, deranged)
I asked ’em for peace
They handed me soup
It screamed
Chorus
BLARP BLARP—TIME’S ON FIRE
SMELLS LIKE METAL AND BAD DESIRE
HEADS SPINNING LIKE LAWN CHAIR WHEELS
“SKREE—SKREE—NOTHING’S REAL”
[GUITAR SOLO — WRONG KEY, WRONG SONG]
NEE-NER-NEE—WAAAA—plink—CRASH
Bridge
Everything’s purple
But not the good purple
The cheap kind
That stains your hands and won’t wash off
DOINK
SHATTER
WUB-WUB—ERROR—ERROR
Breakdown (Everyone Yelling Different Things)
“WHO ATE THE MOON?”
“TURN OFF THE FLOOR!”
“MY THOUGHTS ARE STICKY!”
AIRHORN NOISE BUT MADE WITH MOUTHS
Chorus (Derails Completely)
BLARP—WAIT—STOP—GO
ALIENS MELTING INTO JELL-O
SPACE SMELLS LIKE BURNT TV
ZRRRP—WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME
[GUITAR SOLO — JUST FEEDBACK AND ANGRY STRING SCRAPES]
WAAAAAAAA—SCREE—CHK—CHK—CHK
Outro
Ship leaves
Brains hum
Silence screams
pop
FINAL SOUND
KAZOO NOISE IMMEDIATELY CUT OFF
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