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Verse 1
Three A.M., porch light flickerin’ green
Trash can’s hummin’ like a busted tambourine
Little dude landed wearin’ Crocs and a cape
Asked me for directions, then stole my grape Gatorade
Pre-Chorus
He spoke in beeps, burps, and bad advice
Smelled like sulfur and gas-station rice
Said, “Take me to your leader, or at least your grill”
Then puked stardust on my daffodils
Chorus
Aliens in my driveway, yellin’ “WHAT THE HELL?”
Moon dust in their pockets, Taco Bell smells
Doesn’t make sense, doesn’t gotta rhyme
They’re here for your cows and a really bad time
Verse 2
One had six eyes, one had none
One kept screamin’ “WHO TOOK MY SON?”
(turns out it was a rock with a face drawn on)
They argued for hours, then formed a band
Pre-Chorus 2
Drummer had tentacles, played too loud
Singer just screamed at a traffic cloud
Bass player vanished, said “I’ll be right back”
Got lost in a wormhole behind a Cracker Jack
Chorus
Aliens in my driveway, knockin’ over chairs
Arguin’ with pigeons, swearin’ at air
Weird as a nightmare fueled by cheap wine
They’re here for your cows and absolutely no reason why
Bridge (spoken, unhinged)
“DO YOU HAVE WIFI?”
“No.”
“DO YOU HAVE BEEF JERKY?”
“…maybe.”
“THEN WE STAY.”
Final Chorus
Aliens in my driveway, rent overdue
Stole my socks and my shampoo too
World’s end pending, but they missed the sign
Now they’re microwavin’ forks and callin’ it science
Outro
Ship took off, lawn’s still fried
One left a note that just said “MY BAD”
If they come back, I won’t even yell—
I’ll just lock the door and blame Taco Bell 👽
Details
GeneratedJan 6, 2026
Duration3:18
LanguageEnglish
Style
Ska death metal jazz alien sound effects goat noises and giggling
Credits
Prompt by
Drewface
DrewfaceModelAria v5
