Prompt / Lyrics
[Verse 1] I clock in Nine to five apocalypse Name tag reads “Hi I’m God of Lightning” HR says “Tone down the ego Please” I say “Tell that to the sky I’m smiting” Tiny staff Hanging from my battle belt Looks like Something from a kid’s toy aisle But when I point Clouds sign a confession Whole boardroom Kneels in business casual [Chorus] I’m the thunder king with a tiny staff (hey!) Swinging like a maniac Hear ’em all gasp Ego big as mountains Temper half that One Two One Two Bow to the thunder brat I’m the thunder king with a toy-sized blade Laugh while I’m leveling your marble parade Grandees run laps when I lift my hand One Two One Two Shock ’em where they stand (woah) [Verse 2] VIPs In their velvet underground Sipping storms Out of crystal glasses I crash in Through the gilded ceiling “Who ordered The god of overreaction?” They snicker At my glow-stick weapon Snap a pic For their secret chats Then I flick That buzzing little saber Now the chandeliers Are wearing party hats [Chorus] I’m the thunder king with a tiny staff (yeah!) Swinging like a maniac Hear ’em all gasp Ego big as mountains Temper half that One Two One Two Bow to the thunder brat I’m the thunder king with a toy-sized blade Laugh while I’m leveling your marble parade Grandees run laps when I lift my hand One Two One Two Shock ’em where they stand (hey!) [Bridge] March to my rhythm Left fear Right doubt One spark Two sparks Whole crowd blacks out You pray I preen In the mirror of the storm Dark voice Big boots Tiny staff in my palm [Chorus] I’m the thunder king with a tiny staff Swinging like a maniac Hear ’em all gasp Ego big as mountains Temper half that One Two One Two Bow to the thunder brat I’m the thunder king with a toy-sized blade Laugh while I’m leveling your marble parade Grandees on their knees Kissing at my hand One Two One Two I own this trembling land (woah)
Tags
rock, Dark humorous metal-rock, mid-tempo 1-2 marching cadence, drop-tuned guitars chugging in unison with floor toms and ride cymbal, male vocals shifting between gravelly spoken sneer and shouted gang hooks. Choruses explode with stacked octave vocals and trashy crash cymbals; brief tremolo-picked lead lines mimic “lightsaber” swishes while a doom-weight bass keeps everything heavy and theatrical., light, metal
Duration
3:52
Instrumental
No
Created
1/23/2026