**[Verse 1]**
Heard him comin’ from a klick away,
Boots like earthquakes, voice like a freight train,
Spillin’ his beer on the pub floor,
Like a fuckin’ meteor just kicked in the door.
**[Pre-Chorus]**
Oh no, here we go—
Dinosaur ego in a mullet and stubbies,
Thinks he’s Shakespeare but he’s just fuckin’ ugly,
Yeah, the whole room’s bracing for impact…
**[Chorus]**
MOTHAFUCKASAURUS REX!
T-rex arms but a megalodon complex,
Stomps through the party like a drunk asteroid,
Leaves a trail of shattered good times in his void—
*ROOOOAAARRR!*
**[Verse 2]**
Tries to hit on Sheila, calls her "love,"
She’s got a restraining order and a baseball glove,
Starts a fight with the jukebox—*wins somehow*,
Now the whole damn bar’s in a fuckin’ drought.
**[Pre-Chorus]**
Oh shit, here it is—
The Jurassic-sized lack of self-awareness,
Thinks his jokes are gold, nah mate, they’re *hairless*,
Yeah, the vibe’s officially extinct…
**[Chorus]**
MOTHAFUCKASAURUS REX!
Built like a brick shithouse with negative sex appeal,
Bellowing ’bout his "glory days" (which weren’t real),
Leaves a crater where the good times *used* to be—
*ROOOOAAARRR!*
**[Bridge 1]**
*Guitar screech*
We tried to warn ya, we tried to hide,
But he’s got the stealth of a landslide,
No survivors, just PTSD,
From the night he "graced" us with his karaoke…
**[Verse 3]**
Screamin’ "You Shook Me All Night Long" *off-key*,
Like a wombat in a fuckin’ woodchipper spree,
Security’s cryin’, the dog’s howlin’ too,
Even the flies fucked off—*that’s* how bad it’s gettin’ for you.
**[Chorus]**
MOTHAFUCKASAURUS REX!
The only creature God forgot to hex,
A one-man extinction-level event,
And he’ll *still* ask *you* for twenty bucks for petrol—
*ROOOOAAARRR!*
**[Bridge 2]**
*Sax solo (because why the fuck not)*
We could’ve fled, we could’ve lied,
But nah, we’re stuck in his Jurassic pride,
Pray for rain, pray for flood,
Anything to wash away this *walkin’* mud…
**[Final Chorus]**
MOTHAFUCKASAURUS REEEEEX!
The asteroid’s here and it’s wearin’ a XXXX singlet,
The apocalypse called—said *"Nah mate, you win it."*
So here’s to the bastard who ruined the Earth,
Now *fuck off* and let us drink in peace—
*ROOOOAAARRR!*
**[Outro]**
* Yes my name is Luke
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