(Verse 1)
I see in the distance, fresh meat walking my way,
A delicious meal for the muscles I’d say,
Oh wait, it’s a human… what’s a human doing in my poison land,
Guess I’ll treat him like a tasty lamb,
(Pre-Chorus)
These lands are my home,
From the Ice King I guard a tome,
One of three “keys” to enter his lair,
I bet this human is trying to get there,
(Chorus)
My name is Boris, ruler of the swamp,
A general to the Ice King, this is not a dump,
I get it now your name is Kasai,
I’ll eat you bone crunching dry,
(Post-Chorus)
Bone… crunching…
Dry!
(Verse 2)
Ouch! Watch where your swinging your sword,
That hurts, I’m gonna smash you like cardboard,
Get ready for my ogre strength,
One punch, smash… not my face,
(Pre-Chorus)
These lands are my home,
From the Ice King I guard a tome,
One of three “keys” to enter his lair,
I know this human is trying to get there,
(Chorus)
My name is Boris, ruler of the swamp,
A general to the Ice King, this is not a dump,
I got it now your name is Kasai,
I’ll eat you bone crunching dry,
(Post-Chorus)
Bone… crunching…
Dry!
(Bridge)
I’m not sure how much more I can handle,
Dealing with this human candle,
The more I punch, the more he cuts,
Is this the end of Boris, my eyes are falling shut,
(Pre-Chorus)
These lands are my home,
From the Ice King I guard a tome,
One of three “keys” to enter his lair,
I know this human is trying to get there,
(Chorus)
My name is Boris, ruler of the swamp,
A general to the Ice King, this is not a dump,
I got it now your name is Kasai,
I’ll eat you bone crunching dry,
(Post-Chorus)
Bone… crunching…
Dry!
(Outro + Spoken)
Too much blood everywhere,
Sorry master, I lost the key to your lair
Lord_Icicle
